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I didn't know they still made newspapers!

Strong work ethic?

What year is that?
The coffee stain looks vintage.

I'd worry that fall would be the rut and the thought of it makes my work ethic trickle down to nuthin!

I nominate JP!

what if you bargained for hunting rights to the property for playing bait.

obviously you wouldn't go bigfoot hunting without a gun might as well work up a carcass pile to draw him in while your at it .

Good plan GCP^^^