Ice Cream Company is hiring: Coonman220 !!!!!!!

https://www.wkbw.com/hiring716/wells-is-hiring-and-pay-rates-can-start-as-high-as-25-75-an-hour

THANK GOD ! Someone can actually help the "coonman" solve his everyday problems! THANK you so much, Canvasback2.

Coonman220 has to apply for the job, first !

$15.18 to start out and quite a ways from Iowa. Don't think anyone in Iowa is going to apply there.
Tom

Well he might be along ways from New York but Coonman is across the state from Wells Enterprises main plants which are located in Le Mars, Iowa which are hiring weekly.

I knew that Iowa has some dairy processing plants. Wonder if they let you take some ice cream home with you. I bet his cats would like some ice cream.

I worked a pork processing plant and at the end of the day a guard would handle your stuff to make sure you weren't stealing pork. After 8 hrs of handling the stuff I sure didn't want to take any home with me. Of course they checked for stolen knives and stuff.

30 years ago I worked a summer job at an ice-cream plant in Manitowoc WI (now it is Cedar Crest, Lake to Lake previously) and we had ice-cream daily in the break room. Any damaged goods were fair game for employees. That summer several 3 gallon tubs of ice-cream were consumed at home and at various summer functions. Worked enough hours to buy my first truck, a used 1988 Chevy S-10, 4x4 extended cab with 5 speed stick. Ran that truck all over the Midwest. One of the best summer jobs I had.

Dave

Cool, nice story. Alex the dog.

If they want a written application .... he will end up working at area 51.

I just spit coffee onto my keyboard.

Must have EXCELLENT ORAL AND WRITTEN COMMUNICATION SKILLS !!

Dang, that’s rough!!

Thanks. I worked the night shift there with several other guys, half were on Huber Law work release and couldn’t drive a vehicle. We staged grocery orders and started putting the orders on delivery trucks and semi trailers around 4am. Well when all the trucks and trailer were full we slowed until a driver came in to spot another truck or trailer. One morning I offered to swap out a trailer in dock 3 of 5 and my Supervisor was not buying it. I bet him a box of frozen Snicker bars that I could do it. Little did he know I grew up working on a farm

He had to show me how to start the Mack yard dog and get it hooked up because I didn’t know how to do that. I pulled the refer trailer loaded no problem and he was looking a bit nervous watching me. Got an empty refer hooked up and once I had it straight it was a piece of cake to back in watching the dock lights on either side. I was kinda nervous myself! After that the Plant Manager found out my background, had me sign off on driving and I ended up spotting trailers half my shifts plus a little pay bump.

Dave

That's Cool!

just about ALL companies are hiring. IF you can pass a drug test.

Certain companies no longer require a drug test. I read that yesterday.

Forget about it. The ice cream will be too cold for the gloves the company provides him or something. He'll be worried about drowning in ice cream from the "dumb lazy colored person" working next to him.

How did you guess?

Yup he will have a reason not to improve his life.

Anyone ever meet Coonman?

I believe he's on the left.



Keith

Is that Coonman

Yep, that's Dave on the left.

We don't drug test, pointless. Smoking weed is legal in Michigan. Pot shops everywhere, even they have help wanted signs out. I do criminal background checks, but no drug screen. Injured on the job, workers comp only wants alcohol and narcotics screen. Cannot tell for sure when they smoked the weed.

I don't care what you all say, this place would be missing something special without Coonman220 posting now and then! Better than some knotheads...

Agreed.... keep on keeping on Coonman!

Yep
I like coonmans post
Wish he had better luck in life.

Wish he would listen and apply the advise.

I like Dave's posts. Reminds me of the game hangman when I was a kid. The one where you guess a word without all the letters

Man some of y'all is'n brutal. Personally I think its that is Dave that's is going to have a good chuckle at us. Once he figures out there are rich widow's out there that would just love to take care of a strong silent type guy that also LIKES her 75 cats.

He ever figures that out and he can spend all season trapping coon. Heck May even be able to extend his season trapping multiple states.


I also enjoy coonmans post. Always great question and makes me realize my "luck" is not as bad as it feels at times.

Coonman this is a hint and great hunting and trapping opportunity. The challenge is to hunt down a rich(at least on social security minimum) widow that likes cats. Then for the service you provide in companion ship and cleaning the cat boxes and hair ball. She will gladly share her wealth and help you with improving your luck.