The wind was blowing, the snow was snowing, it was blizzard conditions. But here in the tropics the weather was calm. "Mana taka weine laka wona", cried the four eyed street vendor. He was having a hard time selling his wares. "Mana taka weine laka wona", he begged. "Please buy my offerings, they're fat free".
"Hey, this stuff ain't bad" said the unsuspecting tourist. This was his first trip south of the Mason-Dayton Line, and he had no idea what to expect. So far he was the only one brave to try the offerings, but he saw an instant opportunity.
He knew of something that remotely resembled the weenie dish and he already had one, ready to go.
"I think we have a new opportunity here". We can make a fortune here, selling this "weenie" stuff." "With the right advertising we can become the new Burger King"
The local entrepreneurs were ready to go, setting through many planning sessions, working through intrinsicsies of opening a new business,
The local engineering firm of Rip and Screuis, sent their best surveyor to find a site suitable for a new franchise. Before long they found a site for a new franchise and the Grand Opening was planned
Shares of stock were sold in the new corporation. The initial offering was so overwhelming, (is there such a thing as whelming? Look It Up), that shares were offered on the open market for twice their initial offering.
Entertainment was lined up for the Grand Opening. The local magic act was hired to provide entertainment for the opening ceremonies. "Stare at the shiny, stare at the shiney, take out your wallet and stare at the shiney". It seems the entertainment hypnotized the new patrons and stole all their money.
The police were called. Barney and Festus, just coming off a good drunk, and getting some of the hair of the dog that bit them, were going to help the ripped off dinners get their money back.