1. You look all over your house for the remote so you can watch TV, and then you find it on top of the TV where it belongs.
2.You own an iPod, a Wii, an MP3 Player, a cell phone, or a digital camera.
3. You mess up your budget and the government drops $700,000,000 in your lap.
4. You have enough money to make fun of Duke traps and the people who use them.
5. You stay up for hours each night wondering which left leaning candidate will win.
6. You can pronounce "Wii" with no trouble, but have trouble spelling Antidisestablishmentarianism, a real word in a real language... This one.
8. You have never heard of James Taylor or Paul Simon, although you've probably heard their music before.
9. You didn't notice that I skipped number 7.
10. You scrolled back up to see for yourself that there was no number 7.
7. You're wondering why I had to put 7 down here. Because I forgot it, and there are supposed to be 10 reasons.
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