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#85666 - 02/11/07 08:21 AM MsCat banned from New York
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Well it was bound to happen. MsCat has been officially banned from New York State. However they cannot find anywhere to put her. Much like hazardous waste.

This last little skift of snow they got was just too much for them. The legislature took a look at all the bad things that have happened since she moved in, and they just can't take anymore.

Then there was the time that she baked oatmeal cakes for the members of the House and Senate in New York. After eating her cake, all the senators and representatives were unable to conduct legislative business. It would seem that all politicians are supposed to be full of you know what, and after eating her cake all was purged, causing an imbalance which was almost fatal.

She came through here this fall and I visited her, and suddenly the coons started flipping my traps. Had to go back and reset them. She went back to NY and I started catching them again.

Spooky but true.

What has happened on your line or in your life that you would like to blame MsCat for?


Edited by k9. (02/11/07 08:22 AM)
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#85972 - 02/11/07 12:55 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: k9.]
Anonymous
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sheriff..........go find something constructive to do! If you can't, come here, you can shovel snow!!!!!!!!!! FCOL!

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#85999 - 02/11/07 01:23 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Maybe I will go bake an oatmeal cake. Take it out to the nursing home and give them a break from the prunes. What ever did you do with that oatmeal cake that I gave you at the NTA?
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#86010 - 02/11/07 01:31 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: k9.]
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I think someone gave it to a hungry dog outside the building there in Kansas.



(I just sent you an email sheriff - we're trying to get a supper in Des Moines planned for those that can make it when Rodney and I are there in early March - you can bring a guest!)

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#86015 - 02/11/07 01:34 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Hey I worked hard on that cake, and you fed it to a dog????

(I just answered your email dork. I should make it. I can bring a guest? I wonder if my wife will mind if I bring someone?)
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#86019 - 02/11/07 01:35 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: k9.]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
OK I'm bringing Slim Pedersen.
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#86071 - 02/11/07 02:11 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: k9.]
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Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: Alberta,Canada 61
Quote:
MsCat banned from New York


That didn't take long !! \:D
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#86107 - 02/11/07 02:35 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: Bushmaster]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: NY
MsCat:

How much snow did you shovel today? I hear that the snow headed North, but is expected to turn back towards the South later tonight.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. LOL.
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#86135 - 02/11/07 02:59 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: canvasback]
Greatwhitehunter Offline
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Registered: 12/26/06
Loc: massachusettes New England
hey thinkign of taking a trip up there and going riding
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#86211 - 02/11/07 04:12 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: Greatwhitehunter]
Anonymous
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canvas.......didn't shovel today, thank GOD! all day and up to last night tho! where are you exactly?

K9 - I answered you back, and I'll let Slim know you'll be picking him up! haha!

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#86212 - 02/11/07 04:12 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
Anonymous
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Bushmaster........don't take anything k9 says seriously!

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#86290 - 02/11/07 04:51 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
Anonymous
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hey sheriff, I just spoke with Slim, and he said to tell you he don't date cops, especially ugly ones...........and that is a direct quote.

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#86322 - 02/11/07 05:11 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
NCBEAVERNICK Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: CAMERON NC
Next she will prob visit NC and the beavers will drop dead and then we wont worry bout adc work till season again if there will be any left after she visits.


Edited by NCBEAVERNICK (02/11/07 05:11 PM)
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#86327 - 02/11/07 05:12 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: NY
MsCat:

Sent you a PM.
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#86496 - 02/11/07 06:36 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: canvasback]
Anonymous
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NC........it won't be for awhile, so yer safe!


got the pm!

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#86847 - 02/11/07 09:01 PM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: ]
David Underwood Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Peachland NC
Last time she was in NC all she
killed was one of them "blondie-thingies".
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#87124 - 02/12/07 06:10 AM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: David Underwood]
canvasback Offline
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Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: NY
Just like an old fashioned Winter.

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#87190 - 02/12/07 07:16 AM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: canvasback]
GOT'CHA Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/27/06
Loc: NY
WOW!!!

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#87383 - 02/12/07 10:11 AM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: GOT'CHA]
BigBob Online   content
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: St. Louis Co, Mo
I'm not posting anything to bug MScat, 'cause I promised I wouldn't.
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#87388 - 02/12/07 10:14 AM Re: MsCat banned from New York [Re: GOT'CHA]
Steven G Trosper Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Perrysville, Indiana
Then there was the time that she baked oatmeal cakes for the members of the House and Senate in New York. After eating her cake, all the senators and representatives were unable to conduct legislative business. It would seem that all politicians are supposed to be full of you know what, and after eating her cake all was purged, causing an imbalance which was almost fatal

And the down side is? I would say the people of New York were safe for a few hours!

Perhaps she could make one for Congress and the Senate, then we all would be safe for a time.
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