The Disgusting Delicious DishBy: Mr. Coon Hangman
The main ingredient in this dish will be this rare, elusive, majestic North American creature. The most scrumpous of all wild animals in the world. Chef's became famous for offering this cuisine.
But there was a problem! Nobody could seem to catch them! Thousands of trappers a year laid out tons and tons of steel to catch them! They also recieved top dollar for such pelts because they're so rare. The meat market was outstanding as well! Most were unsuccesful, and yearly gatherings were held to discuss techniques to capture this marvelous furbearer. Here is a few pro's bonding at a recent gathering
Some trappers went to the extreme and hired the best soldiers in the entire world to try and seek down and conquer this famous critter. Here's a soldier standing back up from looking for sign.
There was annual nationwide contests, trappers from all over the world entered to become known as the "Possum Pros". Here's the 2nd place winner, showing off his Red Ribbon! The traits of a good possum trapper is to be ugly and a wimp.
Here's a famous possum trapper from years past, selling off his best kept secrets to an amateur trapper.
It's been said he learned everything from the best possum trapper in all the land. Also the current and 34 year in a row Champion of the nationwide contest. But he was as elusive as the possum himself! One lady did spot him though and shouts "THERE HE IS!"
He was finally caught and chained up to spill his secrets. He pleaded to be let free to explain to the world his secrets to catching them. He,in tears, told the world, that a blue bucket set, baited with cat based bait, especially cats named winnie, with a few sprinkles of tin foil in the bait was the best possum catching concoction in all the land. He also proclaimed his addiction to eating this rodent. He was a selfish old man who liked to keep all the spoils to himself. He claims that possum is the other "white meat". His favorite way to prepare it, deep fat fried.
This famous possum pro also said a good possum oatmeal cake casserole was his 2nd favorite dish. He claims his love partner can't get enough of it.
Now, since his secrets were revealed and his recipes spread across the world, more and more people were enjoying the satisfaction of catching this delicate animal and enjoying it's flesh. The End!