Trapper's Humor


Home ~ Mission Statement ~ Trap Talk ~ ADC Forum ~ Trap Shed ~ Trap Chat
Trapper Tips ~ Links ~ Gallery ~ Basic Sets ~ Convention Calendar ~ Trapper's Humor
Fur Buyers Directory ~ Trapper's Tales ~ Words From The Past ~ Legends ~ Archives
~Catalog~

Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
Hop to:
#77537 - 02/07/07 10:38 AM Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time!
Steven G Trosper Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 465
Loc: Perrysville, Indiana
Looking though my gardening catalogs, I spotted fox urine being sold to repel rabbits, groundhogs, squirrels, chipmonks, and skunks from a person's garden. 8 ounces for $19.95!!!

Come on, Paul, you have cornered the fox urine market in trapping, but do you have to put the screws to gardeners also! I mean, how much money do you want, anyway?

I guess you were not making enough off trappers, buying fox urine at your inflated prices. Now, you have upped the price and selling it to gardeners too.

I wonder if you have written all the gardening books. Like all the fox trapping books are written by Paul Dobbins. This is to get new trappers to buy fox urine by the gallons! Sneaky marketing practices.

Next thing you know, Asa Lenon will begin to sell, rubber coated gloves to gardeners for $20.00 a pair!!!!!!!!

I suspect Paul and Asa both will be summoned to the Senate to testify about their unsavory business practices-again. I mean Paul owns the monopoly on fox urine and Asa owns the monopoly on rubber coated gloves. I bet James is their lawyer, everyone knows how lawyers are!
_________________________
Unless kids are brought into trapping; trapping dies of old age.
Remember; Rush Limbaugh is always right.

Top
#77549 - 02/07/07 10:48 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Steven G Trosper]
Samuelhasguns Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 1860
Loc: Pennsylvania,Lackawanna
If you don't like it--THEN DON'T BUY IT!

He has the right to sell what-ever he wants..And,SO DO YOU!
_________________________
The secret of success is not giving up.

Top
#77576 - 02/07/07 11:07 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Samuelhasguns]
fishermann222 Online   content

"OX"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 5114
Loc: Bethel, Alaska
ummm samuelhasguns, this is suppose to be a "funny" post by steven.
_________________________
I survived the Tman crash of '06
I apologize if I offend anyone

Top
#77591 - 02/07/07 11:16 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: fishermann222]
Samuelhasguns Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 1860
Loc: Pennsylvania,Lackawanna
Yeah,I thought it was funny
_________________________
The secret of success is not giving up.

Top
#77595 - 02/07/07 11:17 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: fishermann222]
CPA49707 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 4655
Loc: Alpena, MI 45 yo
Steve I agree, I think we should let the Securites and exchange commission know about these monopoly's that are going on. This is just not fair. Paul is the Walmart of trapping
_________________________
A day not spent in the woods or on the water is a wasted day

NIGHTWISH SHOW ME A SASQUATCH

Top
#77601 - 02/07/07 11:19 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: CPA49707]
snowman Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3290
Loc: Michigan
Walmart is the AntiChrist.

(Does anyone else have panic attacks when they walk in to Walmart? I do for some reason, I literally get physically ill when I try to shop there. All I buy is ammo from them, and I have to make a BLine for sporting goods, buy my ammo and run)

Top
#77604 - 02/07/07 11:20 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: snowman]
CPA49707 Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 4655
Loc: Alpena, MI 45 yo
I get the shakes just driving by a Walmart. I refuse to step into one
_________________________
A day not spent in the woods or on the water is a wasted day

NIGHTWISH SHOW ME A SASQUATCH

Top
#77611 - 02/07/07 11:26 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: snowman]
CTtrapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 442
Loc: Connecticut
He's selling to people who are protecting their gardens from rabbits and woodchucks by calling in dogs to dig them up instead. It's his duty and responsibility to take their money. I'd be more disappointed if he didn't lol!

Yeah, Wal Mart. The world's largest junk dollar-store chain.

Top
#77615 - 02/07/07 11:28 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: CPA49707]
threestud Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1182
Loc: perryville/missouri
god for bid some one makes money look at all the stuff hal sells
go bust his balls !

Top
#77905 - 02/07/07 01:57 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: threestud]
mmwb Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 201
Loc: Western Wyoming
"sold to repel...skunks"



Bwaaahahahahah!!!

Top
#78403 - 02/07/07 04:58 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: mmwb]
James Offline

"Frostbite Jimmy"

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 4305
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
For their own protection, my clients have been instructed to respond to all questions with a "no comment."

JIm

Top
#78423 - 02/07/07 05:07 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: James]
RRW Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 46
Loc: s.e. mn
must be some really dumb garders out there!

Top
#78434 - 02/07/07 05:09 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: RRW]
RRW Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 46
Loc: s.e. mn
opps take that back, gardeners.

Top
#78447 - 02/07/07 05:15 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: RRW]
Nextyeartrapper Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3742
Loc: richmond virginia
at first i thought he was serious lol
_________________________
what you do today you got to sleep with tonight

Top
#78484 - 02/07/07 05:25 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Steven G Trosper]
redneck Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/07/07
Posts: 168
Loc: nort east arkansas, pocahontas...
if you dont like it go buy ur freekin fox [Please excuse my language... I'm an idiot] somewhere else, this day in time all people are trying to do is make a living
_________________________
its eaiser to ask for forgiveness than premission
IT AINT OVER TILL ITS FINISHED

Top
#78490 - 02/07/07 05:27 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: redneck]
fishermann222 Online   content

"OX"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 5114
Loc: Bethel, Alaska
it just cracks me up that some people still think he is serious LOL
_________________________
I survived the Tman crash of '06
I apologize if I offend anyone

Top
#78511 - 02/07/07 05:34 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: fishermann222]
RdFx Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1634
Loc: Wisconsin
Yeppers, and ive got a gross of blue buckets for the famous blue bucket mink set too....LOL

Top
#78521 - 02/07/07 05:37 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: RdFx]
CedarRivrTrappr Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 1593
Loc: St. Ansgar, Iowa
One thing, why were you looking through a gardening magazine?
_________________________
ITA LIFE MEMBER**Wild Fur Shippers Council**

Top
#78542 - 02/07/07 05:46 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: CedarRivrTrappr]
James Offline

"Frostbite Jimmy"

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 4305
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
My clients have authorized me to argue that there is a urine execption to the Sherman anti-trust act, so they're immune from prosecution.

Asked about this situation on Larry King, Senor Dobbins replied, "This country is in too pee-poor shape to be going after urine dealers."

Meanwhile, Mr. Lenon is forting up in Michigan, declaring, "They'll never take me alive!" while stirring his vat of lure ingredients.

Jim


Edited by James (02/07/07 05:46 PM)

Top
#78560 - 02/07/07 05:51 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: James]
BuckNE Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 16458
Loc: Southeast Nebraska 48
Don't say "Sherman" around a southerner. Does Mr. Dobbins know you talk like that?
_________________________
Proud "Walmart Sportsman"

Top
#78578 - 02/07/07 06:01 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: BuckNE]
fishermann222 Online   content

"OX"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 5114
Loc: Bethel, Alaska
James that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time \:\)
_________________________
I survived the Tman crash of '06
I apologize if I offend anyone

Top
#78589 - 02/07/07 06:07 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: fishermann222]
Nittany Lion Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 235
Loc: Pennsylvania
RdFx.........I lost a gross of blue buckets to a flood, could you spare about 100 or so? I will pay top dollar if they are dark blue.
_________________________
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Top
#78606 - 02/07/07 06:13 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Nittany Lion]
Drifter Offline

trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 3543
Loc: Stronghurst , IL
I'm glad you don't live near by here Nittany . I just planted my uprooted mail box in a dark blue bucket now filled with ice until the ground gets soft again so I can put in a new post . It was a victim of a stupid bowl party goer . \:\(

Drifter
_________________________
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. The church, the plow, the prairie
wagon and citizens firearms are indelibly related."



- George Washington




Life member NTA , member FTA , Illinois , Ohio and MN assoc .

Top
#78620 - 02/07/07 06:17 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Drifter]
Jtrapper Offline
"Washeduphasbeen"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15032
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Blue Bucket, bowl goer?

You saying your mail box got run over by the tidy bowl man drifter?
_________________________
Everytime I make my mark, somebody paints the wall!

Top
#78644 - 02/07/07 06:26 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Jtrapper]
Trophyhunter Offline
"Reformed Scab Picker"

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 4335
Loc: Michigan
it does amaze me that people think he was serious.

but things I have said, people thought I was serious, I guess for the people with marbles in their heads we have to put "j/k" after things we say.

PS, it means "just joking"
_________________________
I survived the death clutch of Boss Hog, and am now here for my 3rd tour of duty on Tman





Top
#78665 - 02/07/07 06:32 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Trophyhunter]
snowman Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3290
Loc: Michigan
Originally Posted By: Trophyhunter
it does amaze me that people think he was serious.

but things I have said, people thought I was serious, I guess for the people with marbles in their heads we have to put "j/k" after things we say.

PS, it means "just joking"


You retard

It means Just KIDDING

lol

(j/KIDDING)

hehe

Top
#78725 - 02/07/07 06:50 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Drifter]
Nittany Lion Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 235
Loc: Pennsylvania
Originally Posted By: Drifter
I'm glad you don't live near by here Nittany . I just planted my uprooted mail box in a dark blue bucket now filled with ice until the ground gets soft again so I can put in a new post . It was a victim of a stupid bowl party goer . \:\(

Drifter


What a waste of a blue bucket. You are lucky I don't live near you. You will have mink crawling out of your mail box.
_________________________
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Top
#78728 - 02/07/07 06:50 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: snowman]
JitterBug Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 581
Loc: St.Paris Ohio
lol

Top
#78850 - 02/07/07 07:22 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: snowman]
WVTrappin Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/15/07
Posts: 290
Loc: West Virginia
Originally Posted By: snowman
Walmart is the AntiChrist.

(Does anyone else have panic attacks when they walk in to Walmart? I do for some reason, I literally get physically ill when I try to shop there. All I buy is ammo from them, and I have to make a BLine for sporting goods, buy my ammo and run)


i'm the same way dude...i cant go in there with my girlfriend cause she'll drag me around that freak show for hours...all i get is shells there too
_________________________
Ya catch 16 possums and what do you get?... Another day older and deeper in debt...

Top
#78893 - 02/07/07 07:33 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: WVTrappin]
Silver Fox Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 1222
Loc: Cent Wisconsin
Blue Buckets Rule,
LOL
_________________________
POW/MIA WE MUST NEVER FORGET

Top
#79652 - 02/07/07 11:36 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Silver Fox]
BamaCoyote Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 265
Loc: East Central Alabama
Rabbits are attracted to fox pea. I have read this before and i also see where they visit my coyote/fox sets. Isn't that weird, i mean a fox will eat them for breakfast.......BamaCoyote
_________________________
Still Sober

Top
#79657 - 02/07/07 11:45 PM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Silver Fox]
Steven G Trosper Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 465
Loc: Perrysville, Indiana
One thing, why were you looking through a gardening magazine

It is garden CATALOGS! I put a garden out every year. But, I do not garden organicly.

Did anyone notice the price for 8 ounces? Also, I seriously doubt fox urine would keep any pests away. But there are probably a bunch of people willing to pay almost $30.00 for 8 ounces of fox urine! They could buy the same stuff from any of the trapping sully dealers for a lot less. It looks like we all are in the wrong business. Also, I am amazed anyone took my post seriously!
_________________________
Unless kids are brought into trapping; trapping dies of old age.
Remember; Rush Limbaugh is always right.

Top
#79834 - 02/08/07 07:21 AM Re: Paul Dobbins has gone too far this time! [Re: Steven G Trosper]
Natty Bumpo Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 295
Loc: Southern Maryland
Thats pretty funny I catch rabbits and skunks in my fox sets alot, baited with only red fox urine and red fox gland lure. Red fox pee attracts every animal out there even deer.
_________________________

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >


Moderator:  Drifter