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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5644516
09/17/16 06:47 PM
09/17/16 06:47 PM
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South Carolina
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South Carolina
What type of guy brings a gun to a knife fight? ....... The winner


Sugarcreektrapping@gmail.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5644591
09/17/16 08:21 PM
09/17/16 08:21 PM
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 61
NW Pennsylvania
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NW Pennsylvania
That's like trying to row a boat with a rope.

Busier than a three legged cat trying to bury a turd on a hot tin roof.


Still looking for a really great tagline...
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: BuckNE] #5644601
09/17/16 08:33 PM
09/17/16 08:33 PM
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Posts: 61
NW Pennsylvania
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NW Pennsylvania
I once saw one that looked like two rhinos fighting under a tarp!


Still looking for a really great tagline...
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5765983
01/09/17 10:10 PM
01/09/17 10:10 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,306
Montana
USMC47 🦫 Offline OP
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Posts: 14,306
Montana
Snow was so deep a donkey had to Buck to fart.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5766082
01/09/17 10:49 PM
01/09/17 10:49 PM
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Posts: 194
Kentucky
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He's so dumb he couldn't find his arse with both hands

Is that your cousin?
No, that's my daddy's brothers kid

Sweating like a wh*** in church


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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5766087
01/09/17 10:51 PM
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Posts: 194
Kentucky
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Kentucky
Smells like mamma June on a hot summer day

She's used to be built like a brick sh** house, now she's just built like a house

Papaw used to reply to everything with "yeah boy!"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113117
01/04/18 05:12 PM
01/04/18 05:12 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,306
Montana
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Posts: 14,306
Montana
More messed up than a snake in a Bush hog.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113122
01/04/18 05:14 PM
01/04/18 05:14 PM
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 25,692
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She's nice like a wet cat

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113158
01/04/18 05:33 PM
01/04/18 05:33 PM
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 278
Eastern PA
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Eastern PA
If you can’t be handsome you’d better be handy
Skunks and lawyers are best kept at a distance
Sometimes it’s just easier to plow around the stump


Do something worthwhile, take a kid trapping
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113319
01/04/18 07:52 PM
01/04/18 07:52 PM
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 3,446
Houghton Lake, MI
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Houghton Lake, MI
Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.


Wish I had more time to trap....
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113547
01/04/18 09:52 PM
01/04/18 09:52 PM
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Posts: 605
North Dakota
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North Dakota
An old rancher used to say "My boy is so dumb I should've shot him in the slop pail.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6113750
01/04/18 11:56 PM
01/04/18 11:56 PM
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Posts: 6,190
Kansas
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Kansas
He,s so stupid he doesn’t know if his butt was punched or bored


Everything the left touches it destroys
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6114154
01/05/18 11:31 AM
01/05/18 11:31 AM
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Posts: 207
S.W. Ohio
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S.W. Ohio
2 from me
No sense in throwing mud at a hog!
You can look in the window and see that the room is empty!
John

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6114189
01/05/18 12:02 PM
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ohio
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ohio
She's ugly enough to make a train jump tracks and head down a dirt road.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6114930
01/05/18 10:03 PM
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fayette,al.
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fayette,al.
It's the empty trucks that make all the noise.
(People that run their mouth to much)

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6114988
01/05/18 10:46 PM
01/05/18 10:46 PM
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Posts: 639
Southern Illinois
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Southern Illinois
Its time to fish or cut bait.


Gary Bartlow
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6115055
01/05/18 11:28 PM
01/05/18 11:28 PM
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Posts: 2,414
Idaho Falls, Idaho
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Idaho Falls, Idaho
Witness at a murder trial: "You can't prove it by me."
Judge: "What did you say?"
Witness: "I mean I don't know."

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6115063
01/05/18 11:32 PM
01/05/18 11:32 PM
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Posts: 975
Western Colorado
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Western Colorado
Lets do it the hardest way possible to make it easier on you


Colorado Search and Rescue- Interfering with natural selection since 1976
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6115094
01/06/18 12:16 AM
01/06/18 12:16 AM
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Priest River, Idaho USA
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I think these are all new
I cut that board twice and it is still to short
I have diarrhea so bad I could go through a screen door at twenty feet and never touch the screen
I will kick you so hard you will have to take off your shirt to poop
My nose is running faster then I can eat it


"They Say Nothing is Impossible,
But, I Do Nothing Every Day."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6115106
01/06/18 12:24 AM
01/06/18 12:24 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 622
Brown County Ohio
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Brown County Ohio
That boys Queer as a left handed football bat!

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