Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: AndrewM]
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I had a First Sergeant always tell us during our liberty briefs, "The wheels of justice will do a burnout on your a**". I'm using that this Friday. Guaranteed.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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08/16/16 05:37 PM
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[quote=AndrewM]I had a First Sergeant always tell us during our liberty briefs, "The wheels of justice will do a burnout on your a**". Or "your a** is grass and the civil court's the lawn mower"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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So hungry I could eat the south end of a north bound mule.
There's no such thing as a free lunch. Mathew 5:9 "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." Have a blessed day.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: IdahoRoger]
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I was about as popular as a txrd in a punch bowl. I've read so many of these, its kind of like screwing a skunk, I didn't get all I wanted, but I got all I could stand.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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Harder than pushing a chain across the yard.
Like herding cats.
Will my toes ever warm up?
I'm Gonna die with my boots on.
Tim Henry.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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Ugly enough to gag a maggot!
We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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So ugly when he was little they had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him. So ugly when she cried the tears ran down the back of her head. So ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water. So slow he has to speed up to stop. So buck-toothed can eat peanuts out of a pop bottle.
We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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08/18/16 12:19 AM
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You better wrap that attitude up boy or serve it with PB&J and Vaseline . Because your gonna either eat those words or I'm going to shove them up your A$$
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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08/18/16 12:45 AM
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You look like I need a beer
Let's go Brandon
"Shall not comply" with morons who don't understand "shall not infringe."
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