Since Halloween is coming up I decided to offer more services.
DiSalvo Advanced Monster Neutralization and Interception Team
(D.A.M.N.I.T.)
DAMNIT specializes in the capture, interception and removal of the dangerous and more elusive and evil creatures and being of lore. Our family has been involved with “monster hunting” as it was deemed back in the 1600 for many, many generations, starting with my ancestor Giuseppe DeSalivio. Over the centuries we have developed many techniques, methods and weapons to capture and remove the threats of various evil creatures and beings. We continue to update and upgrade our methods and techniques in order to offer faster and safer resolution of any monstrous issues you may have.
According to my Great Grandmother “Granny” our family’s blood feud with monsters began when Giuseppe DeSalivio saw his best friend Antonia killed and carried off by a large werewolf as a young boy. There is no surviving record of what happened when Antonia was killed or what Giuseppe did afterwards – though he was once called “The greatest monster hunter that ever lived” by Bram Stoker himself. Our Ancestors have hunted with the likes of the Grimm Brothers, Alan Quatermain, Jonathan Harker, and even the great Van Helsing.
For a more in depth look at our history of monster hunting please check the individual pages for:
VAMPIRES ~ WEREWOLVES ~ WITCHES ~BIGFOOT ~CHUPACABRAS ~ ZOMBIES
We still uphold the family tradition and honor by trying to capture, neutralize, remove or relocate any monsters we come across. If you have a monster problem and no one else will listen, or believe you or help just call DAMNIT!
D.A.M.N.I.T.
Staff Members
Mike “Cancun” DiSalvo – The leader and most experienced member of the team, with over 25 years of monster hunting experience. He bear battle scars of a near fatal werewolf attack on the left side of his face, as well as a long claw rip on the right side of the his chest ( he tries to pass them off as auto accident scars).
He is a specialist in werewolf removal and neutralization as was his father and grandfather before him. His preferred weapon in a Toldeo Short Sword, and a silver knife that belonged to his Aunt Charlotte (she used it many time herself).
He has the best knowledge and memory of all the various monster habits and behaviors, and can almost foresee how they will react or act before they do.
Clayton “Desert Rat” Petty – The apprentice in training, to one day head DAMNIT. He has great people skills, and is able to listen to the customers and gather all pertinent information on the issues at hand and what we are dealing with.
He served as a Navy Corpsman attached to Marines in the Iraq high desert, where his skills saved many lives. He also had to track down and destroy a few jinn’s that had been terrorizing a local village. His work on the jinn’s helped the Marines gain the respect and friendship of the locals.
His weapon of choice is the M-4 with ACOG, loaded with hollow point alternating silver iodide and wolfs bane potion. His has the most knowledge on vampire lore, history and neutralization methods.
Jamison “Jmew” DiSalvo – Our stealth operative in the college campus arena. Jamison is the reconnaissance person of the team. Under the guise of an ultimate Frisbee junkie, he travels the Midwest attending tournaments, but in reality keeping an eye and ear out for any suspicious activity that DAMNIT need to look into.
Like his Uncle Matthew, Jamison is not interested in killing anything no matter how evil or destructive, so leaves that to the rest of DAMNIT to deal with. His work has headed off several outbreaks and attacks and should never be undervalued.
Teagan “Dancer of Death” DiSalvo – One of our most valuable members. Her intelligence and physical prowess combine to make her a deadly member of DAMNIT. Trained form the age of 5 in dance as well as hand to hand combat she can handspring, cartwheel or back handspring away from any dangers and leave them wondering where she went.
She can snap a hitch kick that has taken the head off many a zombie and caught not a few vampires and werewolves by surprise. She is a specialized zombie killer using her hitch kick to decapitate or a special designed razor edged spoon for equal purpose.
She is also the second best werewolf hunter after Mike himself.
Charlynn “Chuck” DiSalvo –The youngest member of the team and yet perhaps the scrappiest. Chuck wear a read hooded sweatshirt, much like her ancestor Charlotte wore. Being the youngest and smallest she has been sad to say used as bait for various creatures and monsters. Because of this she is perhaps the most fearless of the members, always ready day or night to get to work.
She specialized in using her twin hatchets, made of a steel/silver blend that was quenched in wolfs bane potion so it is equally effective for most of the creatures we deal with.
