Got a call last week about a coon that keep coming up on this lady's porch and attacking her cats. She says this aint no regular coon. Apparently this coon on all four legs is waist high! She said she really needed it gone, but it wasn't worth paying for.....

How tall is she?

2 feet tall

Guy I worked for last month claim the mole mound was above his waist.

Still doesn't beat the "huge creature" making all the noise in the attic

After four days of running the trail cam right at where the customer heard it, even durin the time the camera was running. I got 127 pictures of ...........mice

Now one was really fat; but it was still a mouse

My wife and I are lying in bed and she looks at the ceiling and says, "What's all that noise?"

"That is a mouse. Now try to imagine what a raccoon must sound like!"

Had a call from some HUD worker about a lady that had a 50 pound raccoon getting in the trash or some such thing. Gave her my price and sadly never heard anything back. Really wanted to see that coon...

I have a customer who is a double amputee too...

The biggest coon I ever caught weighed 43 lbs. and I knew he was the biggest the minute I saw him. I caught him in fall, in a

subdivision, not far from a McDonalds. The biggest coon I ever saw was a picture in a hunting or trapping magazine and it was a pet

that belonged to an old guy from Texas, I believe. If you saw the picture you would have no trouble believing the coon weighed 60 lbs.

Biggest i have taken fur trappin tipped scales at 45...the 160 he put his head into made the lights go out