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It's good to be male!! #5039925
05/07/15 03:24 PM
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So today I go to check out a noise in chimney call expecting raccoons. When I get there I find a hen mallard stuck in the flue. I remove her and bring her to the local lake to release her. She is very weak and tired but otherwise ok. I let her go and I watch her swim down the shore and stop in front of a resturaunt where people are having lunch on the patio by the lake. She begins to feed and drink trying to regain her strength. Out of nowhere a drake swoops in and begins "nailing" her for 5 minutes!! I didn't know if I should laugh or feel sorry for her. The looks from the people on the patio were also priceless!!

Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: bluebill] #5039963
05/07/15 04:05 PM
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Great story Tom. And it was heterosexual too.

Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: bluebill] #5040157
05/07/15 07:29 PM
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Forced duck copulation has killed some of them. They can get pretty beaten up by it.

Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: bluebill] #5040249
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I know the feeling.

Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: bluebill] #5040339
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Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #5040531
05/08/15 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By: Paul Winkelmann
I know the feeling.


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Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: bluebill] #5040715
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Not guys, ducks!

Re: It's good to be male!! [Re: EatenByLimestone] #5040874
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Originally Posted By: EatenByLimestone
Forced duck copulation has killed some of them. They can get pretty beaten up by it.

The male will grab the female by the neck and sometimes they drown them, especially in a weak state like this one was.


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