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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5027804 04/27/15 12:43 AM 04/27/15 12:43 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,621 Oregon 66 bfflobo trapper
bfflobo trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,621 Oregon 66	Bring me a steak the size of mule lips, from the ears down. Butt deep to a tall indian Last edited by bfflobo; 04/27/15 12:47 AM. Clean traps,tight lines,straight shooting http://i.imgur.com/3sawxE9m.jpg

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5027843 04/27/15 03:27 AM 04/27/15 03:27 AM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,128 Minnesota Nailer trapper
Nailer trapper Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,128 Minnesota	I got a buddy so cheap he'd take a bucket of chit if the handle was good.. Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5027847 04/27/15 04:18 AM 04/27/15 04:18 AM
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 192 MI D dugit trapper
dugit trapper D Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 192 MI	For a person that talks too much, "They were vaccinated with a phonograph needle".

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: IdahoRoger] #5027903 04/27/15 07:16 AM 04/27/15 07:16 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,422 Pennsylvania H Hern trapper
Hern trapper H Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,422 Pennsylvania	Wife, after one too many... "I'm pickled tink." "Take me drunk, I'm home."

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5027916 04/27/15 07:28 AM 04/27/15 07:28 AM
Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 24 Tenn/Ky Line T Tuner trapper
Tuner trapper T Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 24 Tenn/Ky Line	Me-"You think that'll work?" Grandad-"Is a bullfrog waterproof?"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5027964 04/27/15 08:09 AM 04/27/15 08:09 AM
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 13,824 central ohio madcotrappwr trapper
madcotrappwr trapper Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 13,824 central ohio	https://youtu.be/eNAtGmQ6i3o Lol. Will my toes ever warm up? I'm Gonna die with my boots on. Tim Henry.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5028192 04/27/15 11:53 AM 04/27/15 11:53 AM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,725 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,725 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	More helpless than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. A will is a dead give away. There was this guy whose entire left side was cut off. He's all right now. The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5028216 04/27/15 12:28 PM 04/27/15 12:28 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 53 Arkansas S scarhead trapper
scarhead trapper S Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 53 Arkansas	I'm happy as a puppy with two peters. Grandpa used to say if this house is a rockin, get in the storm cellar.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202573 09/20/15 09:41 PM 09/20/15 09:41 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,312 Montana USMC47 🦫 OP trapper
USMC47 🦫 OP trapper Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,312 Montana	Low as a crippled crickett's arse. The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. www.derricks-nm.com

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202581 09/20/15 09:46 PM 09/20/15 09:46 PM
Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 25,413 williams,mn trapper les trapper
trapper les trapper Joined: Mar 2011 Posts: 25,413 williams,mn	It takes a tall dog to pee in a rainbarrel "Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202692 09/20/15 11:15 PM 09/20/15 11:15 PM
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 23 Valdez, AK Wanderin Trapper trapper
Wanderin Trapper trapper Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 23 Valdez, AK	When my boss wants more than a reasonable amount of work done in a day i tell him "yer tryin to fit 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound sack" If we don't pass on the tradition, it will die with us.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202709 09/20/15 11:36 PM 09/20/15 11:36 PM
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 515 North Central, Iowa critter cuffer trapper
critter cuffer trapper Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 515 North Central, Iowa	Ah, It'll buff out God Bless America

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: Wanderin Trapper] #5202715 09/20/15 11:40 PM 09/20/15 11:40 PM
Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 69 OHIO W Willynilly trapper
Willynilly trapper W Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 69 OHIO	Colder than a well diggers arse in march. If you enjoy solitude, take the high road. Slim chance of meeting someone there.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202718 09/20/15 11:46 PM 09/20/15 11:46 PM
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 515 North Central, Iowa critter cuffer trapper
critter cuffer trapper Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 515 North Central, Iowa	You got a brain the size of a pebble and its as smart as his ancestor. God Bless America

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202727 09/20/15 11:56 PM 09/20/15 11:56 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,681 Winnsboro, Louisiana crow1971 trapper
crow1971 trapper Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,681 Winnsboro, Louisiana	Slicker than owl chit, or snail snot. Finer than the hairs on a frogs butt. Funnier than a monkey humping a football. Drunker than a p*ss ant in a whirlwind. Tighter than Dicks hat band. Knowledge isn't complete until it's passed on. But, the knowledge that's passed on must be complete. Can't rain all the time!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202730 09/21/15 12:03 AM 09/21/15 12:03 AM
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Wylee Unregistered W	My wife and I were fishin and she heard some ol guy say "otter in the water..., drink all day".

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202741 09/21/15 12:26 AM 09/21/15 12:26 AM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,921 minnesota M mnsota trapper
mnsota trapper M Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,921 minnesota	In days of old,when men were bold,and toilets weren't invented,. you dropped your load upon the road,and walked away contented.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: mnsota] #5202746 09/21/15 12:34 AM 09/21/15 12:34 AM
Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 69 OHIO W Willynilly trapper
Willynilly trapper W Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 69 OHIO	Whew, that there women is so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road...... that's bad! If you enjoy solitude, take the high road. Slim chance of meeting someone there.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202783 09/21/15 05:20 AM 09/21/15 05:20 AM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15 Missouri C catsnatcher trapper
catsnatcher trapper C Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 15 Missouri	She had buck teeth so bad that she could eat cottage cheese out of a pop bottle.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5202841 09/21/15 07:57 AM 09/21/15 07:57 AM
Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,858 Franklin county, Indiana Hillbilly910 trapper
Hillbilly910 trapper Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,858 Franklin county, Indiana	he lit outta here like a a hound dog on a hot coon track... God created all men, but Sammuel Colt made all men equal

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