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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025161
04/24/15 10:02 PM
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paola,ks
is a bear catholic?
does the pope crap in the woods?
so wrong it'd make the pope cuss!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025166
04/24/15 10:04 PM
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PA, Crawford County
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PA, Crawford County
My father's favorite saying was "life's tough better get used to it and stop fussing"


Groundhog count for the year: 42/100
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025187
04/24/15 10:16 PM
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Arkansas
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Arkansas
"I believe his cheese has done slid off his cracker"

"I believe he's done out run his punt coverage"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025259
04/24/15 10:58 PM
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E. Oregon
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E. Oregon
Necked as a hand saw
As full of crap as a 20 pound robin
Ugly as home made soap
Crazy as an out house rat
as full of crap as a teddy bear is saw dust

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025293
04/24/15 11:22 PM
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They don't make a ruler small enough to show how much I like that.


Forget that fear of gravity-get a little savagery in your life.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025402
04/25/15 12:36 AM
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I'd like to buy you for what you're worth then sell you for what you think you're worth
It's hotter in here than two hampsters doing it in a wool sock laugh

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025441
04/25/15 03:23 AM
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Minnesota
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If your brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power a p*ss ants gocart 2 laps around a Cheerio..
I'm sorry, did that hurt? I thought you knew.

He's so dumb he got locked out of his own sweatshirt!


Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025482
04/25/15 07:38 AM
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It aint smart to build fence if you dont know your backside from a hole in the ground.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025500
04/25/15 08:03 AM
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Posts: 5,516
La Crosse, WI
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Better to be shot at and missed, Then chit at and hit!


Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025511
04/25/15 08:17 AM
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MI
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Powder and paint (to much make-up on a woman) makes a homely woman what she ain't

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025517
04/25/15 08:21 AM
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Northeast Wisconsin
I'm more (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman)ed off then a midget in a fart sack



Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025523
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Your breath smells like an old lady fart passing
Through an onion.



Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025526
04/25/15 08:24 AM
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If I take a swing at you and miss, you'll still get pneumonia from the wind.

I'll stab ya 3 ways. Deep, wide, and frequently.


Will my toes ever warm up?

I'm Gonna die with my boots on.

Tim Henry.





Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025544
04/25/15 08:39 AM
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Doing a good job is like pissin' in your waders, gives you a warm feeling all over, but no one notices!

Sweating like a pig under water.

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025565
04/25/15 09:12 AM
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And my personal favorite.....?I'm so hungry, I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk.

Can't believe I read 21 pages of these, and no one used that one!


YOU CAN IGNORE REALITY, BUT YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE CONSEQUENCES OF IGNORING REALITY.

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025566
04/25/15 09:13 AM
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I think this thread needs shut down. But, the cows are done out, no reason to shut the gate.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025567
04/25/15 09:13 AM
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La Crosse, WI
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When some one would talk to much my grand ma would say.

"They rattled like an empty cart."

My old man would say.

"Mouth was going like a Whiporwills arsehole!"


All I know is it takes a big dog to weigh a ton...


Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025597
04/25/15 09:38 AM
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the difference between him and a bucket of poop, is the bucket
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025684
04/25/15 11:07 AM
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1.The best part of him is stuck to a popcorn napkin at the drive in theater 2. Its better to keep your mouth shut and let everybody think your stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.3. we call him blister , shows up when the works done,.4.I'd walk through 5 miles of mine field with snowshoes on just to hear her fart on a land line... if she'd show me where it came from.5. that was like walkin across 5miles of tit barefoot. 6. shes so skinny she could lie in the shade of a cloths line...couldnt hit her with a handfull of corn,kinda like huggin my brother, not quite like fried eggs,more like a couple slabs of bologna with grease fittins.7. youd have better luck jerkin off a mountain lion with sand paper than messin with me.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5025700
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mistakes are stepping stones to failure .I could swing a dead cat and hit 3 of em better than yours, thats as wrong as 2 boys F---ing.sex with a fat chick is like riding a moped.. fun till someone sees ya doin it.

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