Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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Necked as a hand saw As full of crap as a 20 pound robin Ugly as home made soap Crazy as an out house rat as full of crap as a teddy bear is saw dust
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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They don't make a ruler small enough to show how much I like that.
Forget that fear of gravity-get a little savagery in your life.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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I'd like to buy you for what you're worth then sell you for what you think you're worth It's hotter in here than two hampsters doing it in a wool sock
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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If your brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power a p*ss ants gocart 2 laps around a Cheerio.. I'm sorry, did that hurt? I thought you knew.
He's so dumb he got locked out of his own sweatshirt!
Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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Better to be shot at and missed, Then chit at and hit!
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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If I take a swing at you and miss, you'll still get pneumonia from the wind.
I'll stab ya 3 ways. Deep, wide, and frequently.
Will my toes ever warm up?
I'm Gonna die with my boots on.
Tim Henry.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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When some one would talk to much my grand ma would say.
"They rattled like an empty cart."
My old man would say.
"Mouth was going like a Whiporwills arsehole!"
All I know is it takes a big dog to weigh a ton...
Mac
"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"
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