Get the call for a beaver problem. Woman is having her tree's cut down on her property, they have built a lodge, and she is afraid they are going to fell a tree on her garage. I explain to her what I will do to correct it, and quote her my price..........I get the "OH...that much ? Ummmm UHHH let me talk to the neighbor and I'll call you back.) So okay fine figure I will never hear from her again, but two days later she does call back. She's all excited to tell me about her neighbors new method so I wont have to kill any more beavers. Seems the old guy got himself some of the wooden snap type rat traps and was setting them where the beaver where coming out of the water to cut trees and limbs. thinking was it'd work like a cat jumping up on the counter. Beaver gets 'snapped" a time or two and knows not to go there any more.........................................WAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA I feel sorry for the guy who eventually gets that beaver job

Okay, no fair telling funnier stories than me! Don't worry. You'll eventually get the job and it won't be any harder than normal.

Nobody makes a beaver trap that has a big V on it.

Just make sure you don't use a trap that's pan looks like a piece of cheese! oh never mind they don't sell Victor professional's at Ace Hardware! Lol

What no moth balls

Thats ok, some of the cottagers here have taken to walking down to the water every morning and peeing on their docks.


The otters dont like the smell, you know...

well is is cheese head country right?

My Vic #4 Jumps might argue with you about that! LOL

Big Bob, I have 2 of them so what do you think I might have been drinking when I made that "Dumber than Schmidt" post?

...or pepper ?

Mine too!...first traps I ever used for beaver, and worked well.

it is, Vinke, it is...LOL

isis is them dang terrorist