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This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing #4578760
07/29/14 06:24 PM
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Got a call from a company that everyone of you would recognize. They are having problems with woodchucks and skunks.( Who isn't?)

So the designated maintenance foreman is taking me around to get the lay of the land. We come to an enclosed area and I tell him

that I'd like to check it out, so he opens the gate and in we go. There against the wall is a brand new 2-door Havahart with both

door down and the box it came in still neatly wrapped around it. So I asked, "What is in there?" The guy responds, "Nothing, the

boss gave it a good kick this morning and nothing moved, so it's empty. So naturally I pulled the cage out of the box a little

ways, and looked in. I looked at the foreman and said, "Tell your boss that Mrs. Skunk is inside the cage and she is not at all

happy!" "But you can remove her, right?" "Oh yeah, that's what we do." And there was just enough odor to know I was telling the

truth

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4578956
07/29/14 08:57 PM
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Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4601177
08/13/14 04:48 PM
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I read this today and for some reason I felt compelled to share. Urban Meyer is the Ohio State Football coach and asked his wife:

"In your wildest dreams, could you ever imagine me winning my first 24 games at Ohio State?"

Her answer was a classic: "Honey, you're not in my wildest dreams!!!"

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Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4602324
08/14/14 01:04 PM
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lol


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Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4604626
08/15/14 11:00 PM
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Well,I'll be ............

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4605770
08/16/14 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: Paul Winkelmann
Got a call from a company that everyone of you would recognize. They are having problems with woodchucks and skunks.( Who isn't?)

So the designated maintenance foreman is taking me around to get the lay of the land. We come to an enclosed area and I tell him

that I'd like to check it out, so he opens the gate and in we go. There against the wall is a brand new 2-door Havahart with both

door down and the box it came in still neatly wrapped around it. So I asked, "What is in there?" The guy responds, "Nothing, the

boss gave it a good kick this morning and nothing moved, so it's empty. So naturally I pulled the cage out of the box a little

ways, and looked in. I looked at the foreman and said, "Tell your boss that Mrs. Skunk is inside the cage and she is not at all

happy!" "But you can remove her, right?" "Oh yeah, that's what we do." And there was just enough odor to know I was telling the

truth


IS IT JUST ME OR WHY DOES YOUR FORMAT SHOW LIKE LIKE
THIS ON MY COMPUTER

PAUL?????

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4605902
08/17/14 06:14 AM
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Looks like Paul writes his posts somewhere else and copies / pastes into here. It tries to keep the same format making is offset like that and Paul not being a computer guru, is unaware of how to fix it, or really does not think it's worth the trouble. Just my guess anyway.

Paul, don't start slacking now, I need my daily dose of gutwrench laughter!

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4605937
08/17/14 07:38 AM
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Maybe he uses notepad with word wrap off..then hits enter periodically.

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4606061
08/17/14 10:11 AM
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Dave nailed it. I don't like to make spelling errors if I can help it and separating the sentences helps a lot.

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4606126
08/17/14 11:30 AM
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I will relish in my brilliance today. cool

Re: This Humor Is Getting To Be An Everyday Thing [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4626127
08/30/14 05:02 PM
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Stopped in at my favorite Baskin Robbins today. ( The owner is a customer ) It seems her pest control guy had two young opossums that

he caught in cages and wanted to give them some cool, fresh, air, so he opened the the back of his truck at his next stop. When he

got back to the truck, you guessed it, both cages and 'possums were gone. My only suggestion was to keep a lookout for a kleptomaniac

that has very poor vision and no sense of smell!

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