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For You Married Guys, Or Those Thinking About It #4539516
06/29/14 07:13 PM
06/29/14 07:13 PM
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Paul Winkelmann Offline OP
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My lovely bride and I have been married for a few years now. So today she's looking very intently at her computer. So I ask her, "What are you doing?"

I know, I couldn't have asked a dumber question if I tried! So she says, "We have a birthday party coming up and I have nothing to wear."

My answer was very brisk and also very concise: " I've been married to you forever. In all that time you have never embarrassed me once, not one little time, by the way you were dressed."

"Can you say the same for me?"

Re: For You Married Guys, Or Those Thinking About It [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4540310
06/30/14 12:34 PM
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And they have nothing to wear, yet their closet is full of clothes wink


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Re: For You Married Guys, Or Those Thinking About It [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4541028
06/30/14 10:28 PM
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men look at things differently than women...any married guy knows that...but what is the difference is what most times we can't figure out.....

a guy explained that very problem above to me.....

a woman looks in her closet or drawer for something to wear and she is thinking she has nothing New

a guy looks in his closet or drawer for something to wear and he is thinking he has nothing Clean

Re: For You Married Guys, Or Those Thinking About It [Re: Paul Winkelmann] #4545073
07/04/14 09:11 AM
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Paul, if you volunteer to go buy her a outfit, she will pic one out of the closet with no problem.
Works every time.
Dave


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