You guys have NO IDEA what a crazy neighbor is.... I refer to my neighbor as the "excrement expert". My neighbor walks by my fence daily to count the number of dog piles in my YARD.. (MY YARD WHICH IS FENCED IN..) and takes picture daily. He has gone to the city council a half dozen times to try and get the city to create an ordinance that would mean that dog owners would have to pick up dog piles in their own yards immediately after their dogs did their jobs. The City council doesn't have time to create such an ordinance but my neighbor speaks weekly at the city council meeting during the open forum... and the meetings are shown on our local TV channel.... Oh, I forgot to mention that each time he speaks he mentions my name and yard as the problem. I have had the county health inspector over, members of city hall, the animal control, and the sheriff. All of them look at what little crap is in my yard and say the same thing... what a waste of their time. One night while I was at parent teacher conferences my neighbor reached over my fence and flung the piles up against my house. The next night I place my trail cam along my fence and got pics on "old 4 chins" looking over my fence and counting piles, then he noticed my camera and spent the next 2 hours trying to set up a wind sock in his yard to trigger my camera. If I knew how to download pics I would send some because they are funny as ****.... He is a retired old man from the mines who believes that what he says and does in our community means something. He spent days at our local cememtary watching cars go in and out and cars that were just passing thru he reported their license number to the police for trespassing. My neighbor and I have also believed that for over a year he has been listening in to our phone conversation. Right now he is on vacation to California for another 4 weeks and our neighborhood has never been more pleasant. He has called the cops on just about every family in the neighbor for one reason or another. If you have a lot of company coming in and out of your house you must be selling drugs, if you have a bonfire in the back yard he calls the cops, if your having a BBQ and drinks in your back yard he has called the cops for noise issues. I will compare my neighbor with anyone in the world and win.. Right now our village is w/o its IDIOT....
IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO SEND PICS I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF DOOZIES OF MY NUTTY NEIGHBOR............ OR I CAN EMAIL THEM TO SOMEONE.
tis the season.... get outdoors and breathe in the fresh air.
OVER AND OUT!