Just doing my part to nudge it into retirement and a new one started....

If you aren't in Anchorage or Fairbanks, forget USPS, FedEx, or UPS delivering on time like advertised. It just isn't going to happen.
I once tried to order second day air into Wrangell for a Chirstmas gift. I thought "hey, we have jet service here, it can make it." OH, NO. By the tracking, it was flown to Anchorage, then to Juneau, and was "delivered." What really happend was it was then put on a ferry that went Juneau, Sitka, Ketchikan, and then Bellingham, WA. It didn't make it to Wrangell until on the return trip from Bellingham. Total delivery time, two weeks. UPS did refund my money for the delivery, though.
-TJ