Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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I ain't never seen a house fly, but I have seen a barn dance.
"Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Worthless as a one-legged man in an a** kickin contest.
I don't care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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When I was a kid, any time my dad would lift something heavy or do some task that required some strength, he would always flex his bicep and look at me and say one of two things...
"You don't get these from pettin' kitties and eatin' crackers!" or "You see this in a hardware store you better buy it!"
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence."
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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That works about as well as screen doors on a submarine.
"Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I can dang sure sharpen every tool in the shed
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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Tighter than Dicks hat band. Drunker than a P*$$ Ant in a whirl wind. Like 2 bulls buttin heads.
Knowledge isn't complete until it's passed on. But, the knowledge that's passed on must be complete. Can't rain all the time!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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Sweating like a pregnant Nun going to confession
Life always offers a second chance. It's called Tomorrow
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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If your gonna be dumb you better be tough
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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Tighter than Dicks hat band. Drunker than a P*$$ Ant in a whirl wind. Like 2 bulls buttin heads. My ol man use to say that about Dicks hat band ...too funny
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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My son was under my GTO trying to get that last headder bolt in....trying and trying and he said I can't find the hole.......and you all know what I said right ???? LOL
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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