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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605527
08/10/16 10:20 AM
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N E Nebraska
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I ain't never seen a house fly, but I have seen a barn dance.


"Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605552
08/10/16 10:56 AM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Worthless as a one-legged man in an a** kickin contest.


I don't care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605554
08/10/16 10:59 AM
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central ohio
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In like swimwear


Will my toes ever warm up?

I'm Gonna die with my boots on.

Tim Henry.





Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605558
08/10/16 11:05 AM
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Southwest Pennsylvania
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When I was a kid, any time my dad would lift something heavy or do some task that required some strength, he would always flex his bicep and look at me and say one of two things...

"You don't get these from pettin' kitties and eatin' crackers!"
or
"You see this in a hardware store you better buy it!"


"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605574
08/10/16 11:33 AM
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Ohio
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Ohio
That's about as handy as a soup sandwich!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605618
08/10/16 12:24 PM
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N E Nebraska
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That works about as well as screen doors on a submarine.


"Education, transportation, and communication, that's what ruined the world."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605707
08/10/16 02:39 PM
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Shenandoah County, VA
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you're trying to make chicken salad with chicken spit


Josh
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605714
08/10/16 02:45 PM
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South Carolina
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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I can dang sure sharpen every tool in the shed


Sugarcreektrapping@gmail.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605760
08/10/16 03:35 PM
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Nevada
Never get under any gal you can't bench press

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605805
08/10/16 04:49 PM
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Grand Rapids, MN
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Grand Rapids, MN
That dude's about as sharp as the edge of town.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605808
08/10/16 04:50 PM
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Grand Rapids, MN
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I ain't sayin' she's ugly - but if she were a dog she'd walk backwards and wag her head.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605920
08/10/16 07:08 PM
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Winnsboro, Louisiana
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Tighter than Dicks hat band.
Drunker than a P*$$ Ant in a whirl wind.
Like 2 bulls buttin heads.


Knowledge isn't complete until it's passed on. But, the knowledge that's passed on must be complete.
Can't rain all the time!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5605961
08/10/16 07:44 PM
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Sweating like a pregnant Nun going to confession


Life always offers a second chance.
It's called Tomorrow
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606001
08/10/16 08:10 PM
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Maine
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I had a First Sergeant always tell us during our liberty briefs, "The wheels of justice will do a burnout on your a**".

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606040
08/10/16 08:54 PM
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If your gonna be dumb you better be tough


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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606045
08/10/16 08:58 PM
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Central Pennsylvania
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Central Pennsylvania
Dumber than a shovel.


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: crow1971] #5606047
08/10/16 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By: crow1971
Tighter than Dicks hat band.
Drunker than a P*$$ Ant in a whirl wind.
Like 2 bulls buttin heads.


My ol man use to say that about Dicks hat band ...too funny


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606050
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My son was under my GTO trying to get that last headder bolt in....trying and trying and he said I can't find the hole.......and you all know what I said right ???? LOL


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606084
08/10/16 09:40 PM
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She's fine as frog hair split four ways

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #5606098
08/10/16 09:53 PM
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North Cass Co. Minnesota
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"About as easy as pushing a chain"

"What goes around comes around"

"Snooze ya looze" .... but... "Haste makes waste"

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