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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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04/27/15 12:43 AM
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Oregon 66
bfflobo
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Bring me a steak the size of mule lips, from the ears down.
Butt deep to a tall indian
Last edited by bfflobo; 04/27/15 12:47 AM.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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04/27/15 03:27 AM
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Minnesota
Nailer
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I got a buddy so cheap he'd take a bucket of chit if the handle was good..
Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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04/27/15 11:53 AM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Trapper7
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More helpless than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
A will is a dead give away.
There was this guy whose entire left side was cut off. He's all right now.
We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/20/15 09:46 PM
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williams,mn
trapper les
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It takes a tall dog to pee in a rainbarrel
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not."
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/20/15 11:15 PM
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Valdez, AK
Wanderin Trapper
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When my boss wants more than a reasonable amount of work done in a day i tell him "yer tryin to fit 10 pounds of crap in a 5 pound sack"
If we don't pass on the tradition, it will die with us.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/20/15 11:40 PM
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OHIO
Willynilly
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Colder than a well diggers arse in march.
If you enjoy solitude, take the high road. Slim chance of meeting someone there.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/20/15 11:56 PM
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Winnsboro, Louisiana
crow1971
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Slicker than owl chit, or snail snot. Finer than the hairs on a frogs butt. Funnier than a monkey humping a football. Drunker than a p*ss ant in a whirlwind. Tighter than Dicks hat band.
Knowledge isn't complete until it's passed on. But, the knowledge that's passed on must be complete.
Can't rain all the time!
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
[Re: USMC47 🦫]
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09/21/15 12:03 AM
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Wylee
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Wylee
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My wife and I were fishin and she heard some ol guy say "otter in the water..., drink all day".
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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09/21/15 12:34 AM
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OHIO
Willynilly
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Whew, that there women is so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road...... that's bad!
If you enjoy solitude, take the high road. Slim chance of meeting someone there.
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