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Country Quips - let's hear 'em #3804837
05/18/13 07:49 AM
05/18/13 07:49 AM
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Posts: 14,307
Montana
USMC47 🦫 Offline OP
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I've got this Marine who works with me. He's from West Virginia, he's funny, and he comes up with some crazy funny sayings when he's chewing someone's butt. I write them down as I hear them and have about 30 of his and mine combined at the moment. I'll start.

"That Marine's harder than Chinese algebra."

Last edited by USMC47; 05/18/13 08:04 AM.

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804846
05/18/13 07:59 AM
05/18/13 07:59 AM
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Posts: 1,968
Peoria County Illinois
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Last night I slept like a baby - woke up every two hours and cried


Just passin through
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804852
05/18/13 08:19 AM
05/18/13 08:19 AM
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MN
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That guy is strong like bull and smart like tractor.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804854
05/18/13 08:20 AM
05/18/13 08:20 AM
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alabama
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Jerry on American Hoggers has some good ones like
"it's like wiping your but with a hula hoop... There ain't no end to it!"


Hohos quality predator baits
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804860
05/18/13 08:28 AM
05/18/13 08:28 AM
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Posts: 14,307
Montana
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It's like wiping before you poop...it don't make sense.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804870
05/18/13 08:40 AM
05/18/13 08:40 AM
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Posts: 4,908
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elkaholic Online shocked
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It's coming up a cloud.

It's windier than 2 old women gossiping over a clothes line.


Millions of trees die every year to print environmentalist publications
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804872
05/18/13 08:47 AM
05/18/13 08:47 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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I was nervous as a [Please excuse my language... I'm an idiot] in church.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804885
05/18/13 09:00 AM
05/18/13 09:00 AM
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Posts: 121
Montana bound
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From Aunt Gertie in Port Clinton, Ohio.
Circa 1980

She quipped " That's as common as an old stick"


If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804887
05/18/13 09:02 AM
05/18/13 09:02 AM
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Minnesota
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Taste so bad I had to lick a coon dogs butt to get the flavor out of my mouth.

It were so heavy that I cut a washer off my a hole lifting it.

I'll kick a mud hole in your butt, then stomp it dry!

Ain't seen you in forever. Thought you went to take poop and the hogs done ate you.

Saved you life the other day when I saw a poop eating cur dog and shot em'!

Smiling like a possum eating poop in the Moon light.


I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man were to challenge me I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand to a quiet place and kill him.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804906
05/18/13 09:22 AM
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That's slicker than snot on a chicken lip.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804908
05/18/13 09:24 AM
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"Grinning like a Mule eating Saw Briers"


KA-BAR USMC 1st. Mar. Div. "67-69"
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804913
05/18/13 09:30 AM
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Busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
He was shaking like a cat crapping concertina wire.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804916
05/18/13 09:35 AM
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Shivering like a puppy passing peach pits.




Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804918
05/18/13 09:37 AM
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I heard you died in a whxre house.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804922
05/18/13 09:37 AM
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Iowa
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Colder than a cast iron toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804923
05/18/13 09:40 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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When they passed out heads I thought they said beds---and asked for a big iron one.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804926
05/18/13 09:42 AM
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I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer but I'm no spoon either

Like a baby loves his bottle

That's what I like about you- Nothin

All back , no brains


Just passin through
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804929
05/18/13 09:45 AM
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Madder than a three legged dog trying to bury a turd in the ice.

It's like krapping in your chaps and sitting in it, just not a good idea.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804930
05/18/13 09:46 AM
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He's not the brightest light in the harbor.

I think the cheese slipped off his cracker.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804934
05/18/13 09:51 AM
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I was about as popular as a txrd in a punch bowl.

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