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#334565 - 09/14/07 06:15 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 160user]
Tim Bauer Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 715
Loc: central MN
If gary is our adult supervision then our marten group is doomed. He will scare us all when he points and shakes that stubby finger at us.

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#334663 - 09/14/07 08:30 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Tim Bauer]
Maddog47 Offline


Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 963
Loc: east central Minnesota
Mr. Bauer, you can be replaced if you do not start respecting your adult superiors. REMEMBER, this old fart knows who Wheelers is talking about when it comes to massages. lol
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#334682 - 09/14/07 08:52 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Maddog47]
160user Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
Don't take any grief from them Gary. Make the kids wear a dunce cap and sit in the corner. Wheelers started it I am sure.
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#334689 - 09/14/07 08:59 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 160user]
wheelers Offline

"Camping Sheriff"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 19423
Loc: Minnesota
I'm innocent as always. 160 why don't you stop eating all those twigs and berries and bulk up a little before winter. I saw those pictures. BTW it's not good to be hugging other guys in the woods miles from anywhere.

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#334693 - 09/14/07 09:01 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: wheelers]
160user Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
Twigs and berries, are you kidding me? I eat dead cow and taters. Vegetables are not food, that is what food eats.
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#334848 - 09/14/07 12:42 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 160user]
Maddog47 Offline


Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 963
Loc: east central Minnesota
Wheelers, I think 160user sort of reminds me of that environmentalist who ate bark, roots, leaves, weeds, etc, what was his name Merlin Gibbons or something like that. He died real young. All you light weights like 160user and Tim Bauer need a diet like me and old Wheelers have, you know, lots of mashed taters and gravy, home made bread, steak, roast, ice cream. Makes me hungry, think I'll go get a bowl of ice cream and then take a nap. AHHHH, the retired life.
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#334852 - 09/14/07 12:45 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Maddog47]
Grubstake Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/26/07
Posts: 3911
Loc: Lotw MN
maddog, i was just thinking the same thing, is that the right name? i think he did grapenuts ads too, he was REAL regular! lol

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#334859 - 09/14/07 12:49 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: wheelers]
2poor Offline


Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 8679
Loc: Lake Mille Lacs , MN
 Originally Posted By: wheelers
BTW it's not good to be hugging other guys in the woods miles from anywhere.


LOL
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#334865 - 09/14/07 12:52 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Grubstake]
160user Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
I eat so much that it makes me skinny to carry it all around. There is nothing that curbs your appetite faster than a 5 gallon bucket of gravy that was made by the lowest bidder and then sent to you cold on a fire.
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#334870 - 09/14/07 12:54 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 160user]
Maddog47 Offline


Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 963
Loc: east central Minnesota
160USER, every now and then the Red Cross brings us out meals when we have bad structure fires, now those folks know how to make a healthy sandwhich with the trimmings.
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#334896 - 09/14/07 01:17 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Maddog47]
wheelers Offline

"Camping Sheriff"

Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 19423
Loc: Minnesota
I think its Ewell Gibbons

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#334902 - 09/14/07 01:21 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: wheelers]
Grubstake Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/26/07
Posts: 3911
Loc: Lotw MN
gary, i thought your meals came from Meals on Wheels?

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#334925 - 09/14/07 01:43 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Grubstake]
160user Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 8467
Loc: MN
Once in a blue moon we will get the red cross on a fire. Generally, the fires are very remote and they bring in caterers that get paid by the plate. It has to have XXX calories but taste is optional. I got sick last year from "bucket" food and the infection that I ended up with is transmitted oral-fecally. That is what you get provided by the lowest bidder.
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#334932 - 09/14/07 01:47 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Grubstake]
Commando28 Offline
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Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 368
Loc: Wausau, Wisconsin 49
Euell Gibbons. Here is his story. He was a Wild Edible Plants Expert, Author of Stalking the Wild Asparagus, Stalking the Healthful Herbs, and Stalking the Blue-eyed Scallop. He pitched Post Grape Nuts cereal using hickory nuts and pine trees. He died on December 29, 1975. He was 64. Euell died of a heart attack. It was probably a result of cardiovascular disease complicating a pre-existing condition called Marfan syndrome. Marfan sysndrome would have made his aorta more suseptable to a catostrophic bursting. In Euell's day it was not unusual to smoke cigarettes or to add high amounts of saturated fat (bacon grease, butter, egg yolks) to his wild foods. These risk factors combined with his hard life and lack of exercise in his later years (arthritis pain limited his movement) undoubtedly contributed to his death.
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#335337 - 09/14/07 06:48 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: Commando28]
2poor Offline


Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 8679
Loc: Lake Mille Lacs , MN
Cliff

That does sound a little like 160 user !
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#335504 - 09/14/07 08:41 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 2poor]
Tim Bauer Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 715
Loc: central MN
Watch out talking about twig and berries, O.P. might get excited, especially if there from an otter!

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#335532 - 09/14/07 09:05 PM Re: Marten set pic [Re: 160user]
LT GREY Offline
trapper

Registered: 04/09/07
Posts: 16088
Loc: Central Ohio
Neat set anyway....must be a magnum decoy, eh?

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#335702 - 09/15/07 06:28 AM Re: Marten set pic [Re: LT GREY]
Tim Bauer Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 715
Loc: central MN
Just a duck paper box I found at an auction.

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