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#2636619 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
TrapperMe Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/24/09
Loc: Southern Maine
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP.

Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think!

The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!
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#2636620 - 07/07/11 03:50 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan]
160user Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/06/07
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
omg 160, Oh my!


I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.
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#2636621 - 07/07/11 03:51 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
huntnut Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/25/10
Loc: Central Kansas
Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?
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skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
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#2636626 - 07/07/11 03:55 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
TrapperMe Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/24/09
Loc: Southern Maine
ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.
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#2636627 - 07/07/11 03:57 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: TrapperMe]
MnMan Online   content
trapper

Registered: 03/04/07
Loc: Central MN, sort of old
Originally Posted By: TrapperMe
[quote=160user]

I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!






I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)
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#2636632 - 07/07/11 04:07 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BillFord Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/11/10
Loc: fairton nj
i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

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#2636634 - 07/07/11 04:11 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
BillFord Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/11/10
Loc: fairton nj
i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

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#2636655 - 07/07/11 04:32 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user]
cedar Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/04/07
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though
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#2636692 - 07/07/11 05:06 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
160user Offline
trapper

Registered: 01/06/07
Loc: MN
busted!
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#2636732 - 07/07/11 05:38 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
young gun Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/01/07
Loc: Elsberry, Missouri
She must have high fiber intake
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#2636768 - 07/07/11 06:05 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
bfflobo Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Central Oregon 63
The method used above with the picture was originaly invented for use when all you had available was cigarette papers. Lot of people were poor and rolled their own back then. Sears and Roebuck in the outhouse. Paper as we know it now wasn't in demand until indoor plumbing and septic systems came to be. Had better places for money than to wipe the butt with fancy paper.
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#2636815 - 07/07/11 06:39 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
RdFx Online   content
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Wisconsin
Shucks sure can tell its not trapping season.... course good for laugh of the day , every day!!

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#2636817 - 07/07/11 06:41 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
nems bulldog Offline
trapper

Registered: 02/24/09
Loc: Mineola, TX
i love this time of year. everybody getting stir crazy wanting to trap but cant so they come up with stuff like this grin

by the way, iffn you wear colored drawers, you cant see the skid marks whistle
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#2636840 - 07/07/11 06:57 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
LAtrapper Offline
"Professor"

Registered: 12/22/06
Loc: Lower Alabama (Daleville)
Couldn’t wait for the new Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs to be published each year. We could then use the old ones out in the “two holer”. Usually tried to get away with using half a page at a sitting, when the catalogs were gone- it was back to newspapers. Yes, Mom often complained about “skid marks”.

An interesting reading- http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html
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#2636881 - 07/07/11 07:24 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Gary Benson Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Cambridge Nebraska
Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....
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#2636882 - 07/07/11 07:25 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Gary Benson Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Loc: Cambridge Nebraska
Ever heard of "John Wayne" toilet paper? Rougher than heck, and don't take crap off of anyone.
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#2636921 - 07/07/11 07:48 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Laurel Mtman2 Offline
trapper

Registered: 05/17/10
Loc: Laurel Mt. , Pa.
ok... Lets answer the age old question... front to back or back to front ? confused
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#2636983 - 07/07/11 08:30 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Tsarevna Offline
"Gerty"

Registered: 09/23/07
Loc: Oregon


Get here one of these! laugh No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill. grin
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#2637015 - 07/07/11 08:41 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
countrysmith Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/16/08
Loc: canada, manitoba
why would anyone want that thing???
freaks me out just looking at that probe coming out
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#2637037 - 07/07/11 08:58 PM Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse]
Supergoose Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/25/10
Loc: MI
My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.

I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.


Edited by Supergoose (07/07/11 08:58 PM)
Edit Reason: Because I can.
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