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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636619
07/07/11 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP.

Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think!

The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan] #2636620
07/07/11 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
omg 160, Oh my!


I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636621
07/07/11 04:51 PM
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Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?


Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636626
07/07/11 04:55 PM
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ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: TrapperMe] #2636627
07/07/11 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By: TrapperMe
[quote=160user]

I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!






I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)


I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636632
07/07/11 05:07 PM
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636634
07/07/11 05:11 PM
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i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636655
07/07/11 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though


A great way to save face is to keep the bottom half of it shut



Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636692
07/07/11 06:06 PM
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busted!


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636732
07/07/11 06:38 PM
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She must have high fiber intake


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636768
07/07/11 07:05 PM
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The method used above with the picture was originaly invented for use when all you had available was cigarette papers. Lot of people were poor and rolled their own back then. Sears and Roebuck in the outhouse. Paper as we know it now wasn't in demand until indoor plumbing and septic systems came to be. Had better places for money than to wipe the butt with fancy paper.


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636815
07/07/11 07:39 PM
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Shucks sure can tell its not trapping season.... course good for laugh of the day , every day!!


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636817
07/07/11 07:41 PM
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i love this time of year. everybody getting stir crazy wanting to trap but cant so they come up with stuff like this grin

by the way, iffn you wear colored drawers, you cant see the skid marks whistle


2012-2013 totals
BEAVER - 12
COON - 8
NUTRIA - 1
OTTER - 1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636840
07/07/11 07:57 PM
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Couldn’t wait for the new Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs to be published each year. We could then use the old ones out in the “two holer”. Usually tried to get away with using half a page at a sitting, when the catalogs were gone- it was back to newspapers. Yes, Mom often complained about “skid marks”.

An interesting reading- http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html


Note to self- Engage brain before opening mouth (or hitting the ENTER key/SUBMIT button).

Ron Fry

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636881
07/07/11 08:24 PM
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Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636882
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Ever heard of "John Wayne" toilet paper? Rougher than heck, and don't take crap off of anyone.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636921
07/07/11 08:48 PM
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ok... Lets answer the age old question... front to back or back to front ? confused


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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636983
07/07/11 09:30 PM
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Get here one of these! laugh No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill. grin

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637015
07/07/11 09:41 PM
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why would anyone want that thing???
freaks me out just looking at that probe coming out


just a guy who is happy to be able to trap.. for whatever the price is

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/2049655/1.html
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637037
07/07/11 09:58 PM
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.

I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.

Last edited by Supergoose; 07/07/11 09:58 PM. Reason: Because I can.

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