Wilderness Trapping Archive


No Profanity *** No Flaming *** No Advertising *** No Anti Trappers *** No Politics
No Non-Target Catches *** No Links to Anti-trapping Sites *** No Avoiding Profanity Filter


Home~Trap Talk~ADC Forum~Trap Shed~Wilderness Trapping~International Trappers~Fur Handling

Auction Forum~Trapper Tips~Links~Gallery~Basic Sets~Convention Calendar~Chat~ Trap Collecting Forum

Trapper's Humor~Strictly Trapping~Fur Buyers Directory~Mugshots~Fur Sale Directory~Wildcrafting

Trapper's Tales~Words From The Past~Legends~Archives~Kids Forum~Lure Formulators Forum


~Catalog~

Print Thread
Hop To
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5
Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! #2635871
07/07/11 12:58 AM
07/07/11 12:58 AM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 522
MO-IL
greggsinthehouse Offline OP
trapper
greggsinthehouse  Offline OP
trapper

Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 522
MO-IL
I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!


Originally Posted By: Hupurest
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635874
07/07/11 01:07 AM
07/07/11 01:07 AM
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 581
Des Allemands, Louisiana
Budfish Offline
trapper
Budfish  Offline
trapper

Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 581
Des Allemands, Louisiana
Trust me, if all it cost you was toilet paper, you did good!! mad

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635879
07/07/11 01:11 AM
07/07/11 01:11 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,317
Montana
mtbadger Offline
trapper
mtbadger  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,317
Montana
I agree Bud......


Ordinary men can do extrodinary things....

Always looking for Bridger #3OS and 1.65OS
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635887
07/07/11 01:31 AM
07/07/11 01:31 AM
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,748
Nevada
A
Andrew N. Offline
trapper
Andrew N.  Offline
trapper
A

Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,748
Nevada
I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes this! When my now-ex moved in with me I was totally blown away at how fast we were going through the tp. It proves once again something I learned quick... women are expensive. In fact the only reason I'm single now is because I can't afford a girlfriend.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635897
07/07/11 02:41 AM
07/07/11 02:41 AM
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 16,471
Oakland, MS
yotetrapper30 Offline
trapper
yotetrapper30  Offline
trapper

Joined: May 2011
Posts: 16,471
Oakland, MS
Ya'll sound like my husband.....lol


~~Proud Ultra MAGA~~
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635899
07/07/11 02:46 AM
07/07/11 02:46 AM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
W
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17  Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
W

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
Consider the alternative.........


Mean As Nails
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635906
07/07/11 03:51 AM
07/07/11 03:51 AM
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 73
Alaska
akpawpincher Offline
trapper
akpawpincher  Offline
trapper

Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 73
Alaska
They got more goin' on. Consider it an investment.


Trapping and predator hunting since 1984: "So that others may live."
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635916
07/07/11 05:14 AM
07/07/11 05:14 AM
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 375
Polkton n.c.
N
neil Offline
trapper
neil  Offline
trapper
N

Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 375
Polkton n.c.
put a thick telephone book or catalog in the john and hide the tp. aintcha got no raisin,lol

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2635994
07/07/11 08:21 AM
07/07/11 08:21 AM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 760
Ohio
N
newears Offline
trapper
newears  Offline
trapper
N

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 760
Ohio
Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17] #2635999
07/07/11 08:24 AM
07/07/11 08:24 AM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,711
Eastern Shore of Maryland
HobbieTrapper Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"
HobbieTrapper  Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,711
Eastern Shore of Maryland
Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........


I have, but come on, nobody needs a catcher's mit.

Last edited by HobbieTrapper; 07/07/11 08:25 AM.

-Goofy-
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: white17] #2636000
07/07/11 08:25 AM
07/07/11 08:25 AM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 951
Statesville.,NC
Hunter50 Offline
trapper
Hunter50  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 951
Statesville.,NC
Originally Posted By: white17
Consider the alternative.........
LMBO

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636007
07/07/11 08:32 AM
07/07/11 08:32 AM
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,231
Wisconsin
R
Rat Trapper Sr. Offline
trapper
Rat Trapper Sr.  Offline
trapper
R

Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,231
Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!


I hear a change in diet can cause you to use the bath room more often. I'll bet she wasn't use to eatting possums!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636019
07/07/11 08:38 AM
07/07/11 08:38 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 11,165
Central NC
T
traprjohn Offline
trapper
traprjohn  Offline
trapper
T

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 11,165
Central NC
as long as mine keeps picking up road killed coon and fox and mink, I don't care


www.sevenoakstrappingsupplies.com for trap mods and gear
The 10 Commandments are not suggestions.
Buy a soldiers meal EVERY chance you can.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: newears] #2636033
07/07/11 08:57 AM
07/07/11 08:57 AM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 5
Cody Wy
M
mtnwizzard Offline
trapper
mtnwizzard  Offline
trapper
M

Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 5
Cody Wy
Originally Posted By: newears
Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do.




They don't do what men do cause there's nothin to shake.LMAO

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636056
07/07/11 09:29 AM
07/07/11 09:29 AM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
huntnut Offline
trapper
huntnut  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
I try to get my wife to drip dry lol


Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636247
07/07/11 12:17 PM
07/07/11 12:17 PM
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 522
MO-IL
greggsinthehouse Offline OP
trapper
greggsinthehouse  Offline OP
trapper

Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 522
MO-IL
Huntnut, grin, thats funny right there


Originally Posted By: Hupurest
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636258
07/07/11 12:20 PM
07/07/11 12:20 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
T-Rex Offline
trapper
T-Rex  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.


Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636264
07/07/11 12:23 PM
07/07/11 12:23 PM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
W
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17  Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
W

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
LOL !!


Mean As Nails
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636276
07/07/11 12:31 PM
07/07/11 12:31 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Matt Flannigan Offline
trapper
Matt Flannigan  Offline
trapper

Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
My wife thinks I'm crazy when I confront her about it. Like it's normal to go thru a 24 double roll pak in 2 weeks or something. I've been teaching my little girl 2 pieces for #1 and 3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636280
07/07/11 12:34 PM
07/07/11 12:34 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....

After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636287
07/07/11 12:37 PM
07/07/11 12:37 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
U
upstateNY Offline
trapper
upstateNY  Offline
trapper
U

Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months.
I bet yer undie- nickers dont last quite so long though hugh? laugh

Last edited by upstateNY; 07/07/11 12:38 PM.

the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636290
07/07/11 12:42 PM
07/07/11 12:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
U
upstateNY Offline
trapper
upstateNY  Offline
trapper
U

Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
Originally Posted By: 160user
When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....

After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.
Thats cause guys use toilet paper strictly for butt wiping,where as women use it for EVERYTHING.Takeing off make up with it probly counts for half the use?Actualy,,I should take that back.I have cleaned my shotgun with it when I ran out of bore patches! LOL

Last edited by upstateNY; 07/07/11 12:43 PM.

the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636292
07/07/11 12:44 PM
07/07/11 12:44 PM

C
canvasback
Unregistered
canvasback
Unregistered
C



You should see how much they go through when they drink that dang Prune Juice!!!!!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636307
07/07/11 12:56 PM
07/07/11 12:56 PM
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 149
Ten
D
D.R.Hartle Offline
trapper
D.R.Hartle  Offline
trapper
D

Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 149
Ten
Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: D.R.Hartle] #2636316
07/07/11 01:00 PM
07/07/11 01:00 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Matt Flannigan Offline
trapper
Matt Flannigan  Offline
trapper

Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Originally Posted By: D.R.Hartle
Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck
Wouldn't trade her in a million, well....j/k (I know she gets on here every now and then) I've got a roll of paper in the truck too, been there for 3 years and only half used up.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636327
07/07/11 01:07 PM
07/07/11 01:07 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"
p-skinny  Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia

omg I am cheap , but never once have I counted squares of toilet paper lol lmao crazy

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan] #2636356
07/07/11 01:21 PM
07/07/11 01:21 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
B
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
bic  Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
B

Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink


Life always offers a second chance.
It's called Tomorrow
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636364
07/07/11 01:24 PM
07/07/11 01:24 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
U
upstateNY Offline
trapper
upstateNY  Offline
trapper
U

Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 16,135
ny
Originally Posted By: bic
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink
That must be why his nick name is Stinky Fingers?


the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636366
07/07/11 01:24 PM
07/07/11 01:24 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"
p-skinny  Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
Originally Posted By: bic
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us.


Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! wink


all hail bic for he made me literally lol laugh out loud grin

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636373
07/07/11 01:33 PM
07/07/11 01:33 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline
trapper
BlueRidgeTrapper  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
It's been a while since I've spit water on the 'pooter....but that was it right there!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636376
07/07/11 01:36 PM
07/07/11 01:36 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 19,666
pa
H
hippie Offline
trapper
hippie  Offline
trapper
H

Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 19,666
pa
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636385
07/07/11 01:42 PM
07/07/11 01:42 PM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 9
Astoria, Oregon
O
OSUFerret Offline
trapper
OSUFerret  Offline
trapper
O

Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 9
Astoria, Oregon
I work at a paper company that makes TP, towels, etc. Yall just let your ladies use all they want - it translates into more traps and gear for me once a year.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: hippie] #2636387
07/07/11 01:46 PM
07/07/11 01:46 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"
p-skinny  Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
Originally Posted By: hippie
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.


back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232 wink

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636432
07/07/11 02:13 PM
07/07/11 02:13 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 75
SE Pennsylvania
B
BigCountry1129 Offline
trapper
BigCountry1129  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 75
SE Pennsylvania
My girl is living in Baltimore right now on a job. She left May 15th, since she left ive used exactly 1 roll. She came two weekends ago and went through 2 rolls of TP just being home Thursday through Sunday. I was amazed, and the best part, i got hollered at because i didnt change the roll she left 3 sheets on after i went in for a #1.


Zach
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636447
07/07/11 02:24 PM
07/07/11 02:24 PM

C
canvasback
Unregistered
canvasback
Unregistered
C



It's just paper. The stuff is CHEAP!! 20 rolls at 1,000 sheets to the roll is only $11.99

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636449
07/07/11 02:26 PM
07/07/11 02:26 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Matt Flannigan Offline
trapper
Matt Flannigan  Offline
trapper

Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Ok, I don't want this to go in that direction but guys it is doable, The good 2 or 3 ply charmin does the job with 3 sheets per. Bic and Upstate, I appreciate your sence of humor, but really, 12" of TP should be enough, Unless you have a really FAT @zz, Bic.....TBC grin

Last edited by Matt Flannigan; 07/07/11 02:26 PM.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636479
07/07/11 02:55 PM
07/07/11 02:55 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 81
Northern PA
L
larry sable guy Offline
trapper
larry sable guy  Offline
trapper
L

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 81
Northern PA
You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!".

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636484
07/07/11 02:59 PM
07/07/11 02:59 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
B
BillFord Offline
trapper
BillFord  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
i can get by with 4 sheets and a couple neat folds. My wife and daughter wrap their hands like boxing gloves to just to dry off.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636492
07/07/11 03:11 PM
07/07/11 03:11 PM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
W
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17  Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
W

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
LOL!! Boxing gloves ! I've refered to them as mittens before but I like the boxing glove mental picture !


Mean As Nails
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636511
07/07/11 03:29 PM
07/07/11 03:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 415
orofino ID.
killbilly Offline
trapper
killbilly  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 415
orofino ID.
i have 16 employees, most are gals, at least once a month/6 weeks i have to buy paper towels/tp,, its about 300.00 to 350.00 every time.


thank GOD!! JESUS did'nt tap out
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636518
07/07/11 03:31 PM
07/07/11 03:31 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
huntnut Offline
trapper
huntnut  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
At least he uses 3 or 4 sheets to wipe, and not a bowl of water and his left hand. LMAO


Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636529
07/07/11 03:38 PM
07/07/11 03:38 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
B
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
bic  Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
B

Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
To be honest, I never counted the little squares when I wipe. I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed. If it happens to be a dump that is like axel grease, Clean up might be a bit more extensive. In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!


Life always offers a second chance.
It's called Tomorrow
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636533
07/07/11 03:40 PM
07/07/11 03:40 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
huntnut Offline
trapper
huntnut  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
Originally Posted By: bic
In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!


I thought he was going to say he used the dried cobs


Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636534
07/07/11 03:41 PM
07/07/11 03:41 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
[quote=bic] I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed.quote]

Oh, so you are a folder.........


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636538
07/07/11 03:44 PM
07/07/11 03:44 PM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
W
white17 Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17  Offline

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
W

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 35,102
McGrath, AK
LOL! Is this thread archive material ?

Maybe the Wildcraft forum ?


Mean As Nails
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636544
07/07/11 03:51 PM
07/07/11 03:51 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 957
Corydon, IN
P
Paula Offline
"Gimp"
Paula  Offline
"Gimp"
P

Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 957
Corydon, IN
If you don't like the TP usage in your house invest in a Bidet. I am sure that little stream of water is giong to clean ya up nicely. Thing is I don't complain how much paper is used in my house. As long as you are clean and I don't have to de-strip your undeies prior to washing them use a fist full as far as I am concerned. Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


President James Marshall ( Harrison Ford Air Force One) “Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice”
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Paula] #2636547
07/07/11 03:53 PM
07/07/11 03:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636578
07/07/11 04:22 PM
07/07/11 04:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 70
Seward, Nebraska
Derek J. Offline
trapper
Derek J.  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 70
Seward, Nebraska
This is probably the most hilarious thing I've heard/read/seen in a long time!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636583
07/07/11 04:23 PM
07/07/11 04:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
B
bic Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
bic  Offline
"Mr. Sensitivity"
B

Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,947
Central Pa. 62
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


Life always offers a second chance.
It's called Tomorrow
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636586
07/07/11 04:25 PM
07/07/11 04:25 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 957
Corydon, IN
P
Paula Offline
"Gimp"
Paula  Offline
"Gimp"
P

Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 957
Corydon, IN
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: Paula
Nothing worse then racing striped undies.


Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?



No 160 stripes and skid marks are not an object to be proud of. Disgusted, embarresed, fearful, all come to mind, but not pride.


President James Marshall ( Harrison Ford Air Force One) “Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice”
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636587
07/07/11 04:26 PM
07/07/11 04:26 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline
trapper
BlueRidgeTrapper  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



Well at least you can say ya got'a little tail sick sick cry cry eek eek

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636588
07/07/11 04:27 PM
07/07/11 04:27 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline
trapper
BlueRidgeTrapper  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!



By the way Bic, ain't you a nail biter? grin

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636592
07/07/11 04:31 PM
07/07/11 04:31 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline
trapper
BlueRidgeTrapper  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your butt with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his butt with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636594
07/07/11 04:32 PM
07/07/11 04:32 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,711
Eastern Shore of Maryland
HobbieTrapper Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"
HobbieTrapper  Offline
"Chippendale Trapper"

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 28,711
Eastern Shore of Maryland
If you have to wipe, you ain't got enough cheese in your diet.


-Goofy-
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636595
07/07/11 04:34 PM
07/07/11 04:34 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia
p-skinny Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"
p-skinny  Offline
"wannabe resident giggalo"

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 124
SE Virginia

I bet you guys who count squares and are overly conscious of the exact usage per wipe recycle the ripped off squares when encountered with the befuddled predicament known as the clean mystery wipe where absolutely no evidence of what just occurred exist ... how does that happen anyway? do you hang on to those squares or do you sacrifice 3 squares and deal with the anguish??? lol smile

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636597
07/07/11 04:35 PM
07/07/11 04:35 PM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA
BlueRidgeTrapper Offline
trapper
BlueRidgeTrapper  Offline
trapper

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,346
VA









Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636604
07/07/11 04:38 PM
07/07/11 04:38 PM
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 0
indiana
bethanne Offline
trapper
bethanne  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 0
indiana
I don't really keep a tally but as a chic I would think a roll a day is abit much! My lord did she wear 4 inch thick make up!?

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: bic] #2636607
07/07/11 04:39 PM
07/07/11 04:39 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!



I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636616
07/07/11 04:48 PM
07/07/11 04:48 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
TrapperMe Offline
trapper
TrapperMe  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
I personally unroll until it hits the floor, do the wipe, then repeat. I'm a "looker". . . if the second swabbing didn't take care of it, I continue on until I'm happy with the results!

My girls (wife and two daughters) go through a lot. Although not as much as they used to since I started making them run the plunger when they over-used.


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636617
07/07/11 04:49 PM
07/07/11 04:49 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
Matt Flannigan Offline
trapper
Matt Flannigan  Offline
trapper

Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 237
NW Iowa
omg 160, Oh my!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636619
07/07/11 04:50 PM
07/07/11 04:50 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
TrapperMe Offline
trapper
TrapperMe  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP.

Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think!

The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Matt Flannigan] #2636620
07/07/11 04:50 PM
07/07/11 04:50 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
Originally Posted By: Matt Flannigan
omg 160, Oh my!


I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636621
07/07/11 04:51 PM
07/07/11 04:51 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
huntnut Offline
trapper
huntnut  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 74
Central Kansas
Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?


Goal:
13/14season
Coon: 0/20
Grinners:0/0
skunk: 0/2
Coyote: 0/5
Bobcat: 0/1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636626
07/07/11 04:55 PM
07/07/11 04:55 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
TrapperMe Offline
trapper
TrapperMe  Offline
trapper

Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 937
Southern Maine
ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.


"if someone did that to my cowboy boots id punch em right in the face." - Barry Leroy
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: TrapperMe] #2636627
07/07/11 04:57 PM
07/07/11 04:57 PM
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,871
Central MN, sort of old
MnMan Offline
trapper
MnMan  Offline
trapper

Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,871
Central MN, sort of old
Originally Posted By: TrapperMe
[quote=160user]

I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!






I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)


I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636632
07/07/11 05:07 PM
07/07/11 05:07 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
B
BillFord Offline
trapper
BillFord  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636634
07/07/11 05:11 PM
07/07/11 05:11 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
B
BillFord Offline
trapper
BillFord  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
i dont realy care if its over or under, as long as its there when i need it.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: 160user] #2636655
07/07/11 05:32 PM
07/07/11 05:32 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 458
MN
C
cedar Offline
trapper
cedar  Offline
trapper
C

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 458
MN
Originally Posted By: 160user
Originally Posted By: bic
Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!


I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this...


Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away.....


Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard.



Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!





I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though


A great way to save face is to keep the bottom half of it shut



Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636692
07/07/11 06:06 PM
07/07/11 06:06 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
busted!


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636732
07/07/11 06:38 PM
07/07/11 06:38 PM
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 224
Elsberry, Missouri
Y
young gun Offline
trapper
young gun  Offline
trapper
Y

Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 224
Elsberry, Missouri
She must have high fiber intake


Life Time member of the Missouri Trappers Association and the NRA
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636768
07/07/11 07:05 PM
07/07/11 07:05 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,602
Oregon 66
bfflobo Offline
trapper
bfflobo  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,602
Oregon 66
The method used above with the picture was originaly invented for use when all you had available was cigarette papers. Lot of people were poor and rolled their own back then. Sears and Roebuck in the outhouse. Paper as we know it now wasn't in demand until indoor plumbing and septic systems came to be. Had better places for money than to wipe the butt with fancy paper.


Clean traps,tight lines,straight shooting
http://i.imgur.com/3sawxE9m.jpg
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636815
07/07/11 07:39 PM
07/07/11 07:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 6,244
Wisconsin
R
RdFx Offline
trapper
RdFx  Offline
trapper
R

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 6,244
Wisconsin
Shucks sure can tell its not trapping season.... course good for laugh of the day , every day!!


RdFx
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636817
07/07/11 07:41 PM
07/07/11 07:41 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 368
Mineola, TX
nems bulldog Offline
trapper
nems bulldog  Offline
trapper

Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 368
Mineola, TX
i love this time of year. everybody getting stir crazy wanting to trap but cant so they come up with stuff like this grin

by the way, iffn you wear colored drawers, you cant see the skid marks whistle


2012-2013 totals
BEAVER - 12
COON - 8
NUTRIA - 1
OTTER - 1
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636840
07/07/11 07:57 PM
07/07/11 07:57 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,806
Lower Alabama (Daleville)
L
LAtrapper Offline
"Professor"
LAtrapper  Offline
"Professor"
L

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,806
Lower Alabama (Daleville)
Couldn’t wait for the new Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs to be published each year. We could then use the old ones out in the “two holer”. Usually tried to get away with using half a page at a sitting, when the catalogs were gone- it was back to newspapers. Yes, Mom often complained about “skid marks”.

An interesting reading- http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/exhibithall/informational/tphistory.html


Note to self- Engage brain before opening mouth (or hitting the ENTER key/SUBMIT button).

Ron Fry

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636881
07/07/11 08:24 PM
07/07/11 08:24 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 21,471
Sandhills Nebraska
G
Gary Benson Offline
trapper
Gary Benson  Offline
trapper
G

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 21,471
Sandhills Nebraska
Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough.
We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636882
07/07/11 08:25 PM
07/07/11 08:25 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 21,471
Sandhills Nebraska
G
Gary Benson Offline
trapper
Gary Benson  Offline
trapper
G

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 21,471
Sandhills Nebraska
Ever heard of "John Wayne" toilet paper? Rougher than heck, and don't take crap off of anyone.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636921
07/07/11 08:48 PM
07/07/11 08:48 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 299
Laurel Mt. , Pa.
Laurel Mtman2 Offline
trapper
Laurel Mtman2  Offline
trapper

Joined: May 2010
Posts: 299
Laurel Mt. , Pa.
ok... Lets answer the age old question... front to back or back to front ? confused


God is good... All the time

Can't cheat the mountain Pilgrim

"Shaping and molding youthful minds into a focused world view"
Ernest P. Worrell
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2636983
07/07/11 09:30 PM
07/07/11 09:30 PM
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 4,337
Oregon
T
Tsarevna Offline
"Gerty"
Tsarevna  Offline
"Gerty"
T

Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 4,337
Oregon


Get here one of these! laugh No toilet paper necessary. Just get ready for an increase in water bill. grin

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637015
07/07/11 09:41 PM
07/07/11 09:41 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,964
canada, manitoba
C
countrysmith Offline
trapper
countrysmith  Offline
trapper
C

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,964
canada, manitoba
why would anyone want that thing???
freaks me out just looking at that probe coming out


just a guy who is happy to be able to trap.. for whatever the price is

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/2049655/1.html
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637037
07/07/11 09:58 PM
07/07/11 09:58 PM
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 533
MI
S
Supergoose Offline
trapper
Supergoose  Offline
trapper
S

Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 533
MI
My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.

I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.

Last edited by Supergoose; 07/07/11 09:58 PM. Reason: Because I can.

A goose may honk....but he won't wave
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637042
07/07/11 10:01 PM
07/07/11 10:01 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
B
BillFord Offline
trapper
BillFord  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 113
fairton nj
If i had one of them things my wife would never leave the bathroom.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637182
07/07/11 11:21 PM
07/07/11 11:21 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,454
Zone 2---Michigan
M
MMichtrapper Offline
trapper
MMichtrapper  Offline
trapper
M

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,454
Zone 2---Michigan
Lord , have mercy! I cant wait till Oct.15 trapping.


------------------
A Member of the:
VFW
MMIT
NTA
NRA

"There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy."
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: p-skinny] #2637345
07/08/11 07:14 AM
07/08/11 07:14 AM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 760
Ohio
N
newears Offline
trapper
newears  Offline
trapper
N

Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 760
Ohio
Originally Posted By: p-skinny
Originally Posted By: hippie
ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it.


back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232 wink
I remember those days. Those shinny pages were slippery.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637735
07/08/11 02:11 PM
07/08/11 02:11 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
Are we done with this now?


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637753
07/08/11 02:27 PM
07/08/11 02:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 73
Alaska
akpawpincher Offline
trapper
akpawpincher  Offline
trapper

Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 73
Alaska
Why, you ready to flush it?


Trapping and predator hunting since 1984: "So that others may live."
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: akpawpincher] #2637757
07/08/11 02:31 PM
07/08/11 02:31 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
1
160user Offline
trapper
160user  Offline
trapper
1

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,723
MN
Originally Posted By: akpawpincher
Why, you ready to flush it?


No. I left it as an "upper decker".


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: T-Rex] #2637769
07/08/11 02:37 PM
07/08/11 02:37 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
T-Rex Offline
trapper
T-Rex  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
Originally Posted By: T-Rex
I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.


I have been challenged on my claim by a couple PM's. So, I've decided to come clean. (Is that a pun? Nah, don't think so) My claim is exaggerated by a bit. The turbine only provides enough power to run the bathroom cameras while the spool runs at the pre determined rpm.



Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2637784
07/08/11 02:53 PM
07/08/11 02:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
T-Rex Offline
trapper
T-Rex  Offline
trapper

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,465
WI>>>MN >>>WI
Originally Posted By: greggsinthehouse
Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!
I don't think you have a thing to worry about.


Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: Supergoose] #2638006
07/08/11 05:30 PM
07/08/11 05:30 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 616
NCSU, North Carolina
Ldsoldier Offline
trapper
Ldsoldier  Offline
trapper

Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 616
NCSU, North Carolina
Originally Posted By: Supergoose
My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.


Well, it kind of does....


"A conservationist is one who is humbly aware that with each stroke [of the axe] he is writing his signature on the face of the land." Aldo Leopold
Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2638024
07/08/11 05:47 PM
07/08/11 05:47 PM

C
canvasback
Unregistered
canvasback
Unregistered
C



It's just toilet paper. It's cheap. $15.00 a week is pennies!!

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2638123
07/08/11 07:52 PM
07/08/11 07:52 PM
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 149
Ten
D
D.R.Hartle Offline
trapper
D.R.Hartle  Offline
trapper
D

Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 149
Ten
First thing I do when I get home is show this post to my wife,ya all might want to watch trap shed this comming wk.post will most likey read-husband dead selling traps ect.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: greggsinthehouse] #2639246
07/09/11 08:59 PM
07/09/11 08:59 PM
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 16,626
north Idaho
W
wissmiss Online happy
trapper
wissmiss  Online Happy
trapper
W

Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 16,626
north Idaho


www.usedtraps.com

Please check out my updated inventory of Native American books.

Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY! [Re: larry sable guy] #2641137
07/11/11 02:32 PM
07/11/11 02:32 PM
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 2
Benton, Arkansas
T
Tala Offline
trapper
Tala  Offline
trapper
T

Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 2
Benton, Arkansas
Originally Posted By: larry sable guy
You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!".
I never really thought about getting paid to go....I always just figured I was saving myself a stinky bathroom at home.

I don't know what all the OTHER girls do with the TP, I suspect it has more to do with makeup and such than actual potty breaks. Since I don't wear makeup or use it for other things like that, a 24 pack lasts the two of us like 3-4 months. We have 4 rolls on reserve still, so I passed up the TP aisle last payday. The way you guys are talking, those 4 rolls certainly wouldn't last your women more than 4 days! LOL
I think you guys must have had my mom over......I swear! She only buys paper goods in bulk from Sam's Club. lol


Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 4 5
Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

Moderated by  otterman 

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.1