Knocking on the attic door from inside... "Let me out" LOL... classic

Dtwarrow.....It was a classic "Dave" type situation..If something is going to happen it will happen to me....Luckly I am a cat and land on my feet most of the time.....The last thing I wanted to do is yell for the Homeowner. He is one of "them" types. Act better then I...........I like them type people.....price ALLWAYS goes up to adjust for attitude problems.

I have been there a few times. I make a point to carry my cell and have the homeowners number already in the phone. But for me it was not the attic door I was caught between rafters and unable to move.I hate Florida attics they are so small. Another time I got caught under a manufactured home.

Glad to hear its not just me!

My father inlaws yard was over run with mole.....so I "helped" him out.........NOW..he spend a hr driving around his 400 ac. looking for mole......"Ya Dave, there is a mole in field #3 about 40 rows in"....... "OK pops....." I put them in verios places places for him to find...... Can't wait till he brushes his "tooth" this morning......

had a lady who thought she had squirrels in her attic, and she very well could have when I inspected the place. Wood peckers had their way with the south side of the home and had many holes in the house. Starlings were using the holes but she insisted that it was squirrels in the walls. I set traps in the attic and RBG over the holes (after the starlings were removed )to see what we were dealing with. Couple days later still hearing noises and have not captured on thing. Noticed a branch rubbing the drip edge above her room where she was hearing the noises. Problem went away and she was embarrassed over the branch problem, but was happy to have the woodpecker holes filled and deterrents add to the house.

Dan Bergman

Dan,
Welcome! And thanks for showing a real name!!!!!

EDIT: Paul has requested that we include our "LOCATION" in our profile.

Ron Fry

just have updated all of that kind of good stuff having problems with adding the logo

I had a call from a client who had a runaway cat.She said a big male grey cat was marking arround the house and her cat was scared to come home.Impressed with the senario I agreed to try and get one or the other.
While getting the paperwork signed and discussing the scope of the job with the woman, I asked where she had seen the big wild grey cat.She said nobody had actually seen it.Then went on to talk to me about a pet psychic who had told her what was going on.I went ahead and set up anyway.The next day I saw a large grey cat in the trap! I just kept saying NOT A MALE-NOT A MALE
but yea, It was a male.That was 7-8 years ago and I still get a little wierded out about it.LOL

You are now entering....The Twilight Zone!

It sure felt like it!

Well it didn't happen to me but I was the cause... Parked my truck next to the farmers barn were a fan was bring air into the parlor.....There was a couple "loud" skunks in the trailer......heehheheh good thing it is my Father inlaw

Yesterday i was setting up for skunks on the golf course. I drove the truck out to were the problem was.....Started setting up.... Da Da Da ...Beutiful eavning.... I'm sitting there and i hear a gergle.......All of a sudden the sprinklers started up.. I must has been parked in the perfect spot, because it was like the "Perfect Storm" .....coming in from everywere.....I laughed.....

Sooooooo I have been waiting for it to rain to drive 2 pigions out of the gutter and onto the leadge.........FInnaly.....I drive up and there they are............they kuuuuuuuu.... I replie with a "fine howdy do to you"......I get my trusty pellet gun from under the Large pile of everything that is now filled the back of my 4runner..........Clean the lense...........streedy it.......get rerady to pull the trigger......aaaaaannnnnnnnd my scope FALLS OFF.......I laughed........

Man, your just full of em ain't ya?
I just bought one of them new fangled pelet guns with a scope... Course I'll prolly be usin it at 3 feet...

The new ones that i have seen have a pretty nice looking mount system.........mine isw a Old beater....they were quality rings they were just the quick disconect and were loose.......i am very fortunate is that "If it will happen, I will happen to me" keeps me humble and a get to laugh at myself............

I got a call a few years back about a coon in the bathroom up stairs. 3:00 am Im in there noosing the coon and everything in the room is distroyed. My eyes are watering and snot running down to my boots! I figured the coon busted open a couple bottles of something that shouldnt mix.(bleach and amonia?)
Come to find out,he had an old tear gas grenade that he tried before he called me!

Then there was the snake job. Every one says its a big snake.(If they thought it was cuite they would keep it for a pet) So I kinda shrug off the BIG thing and go in looking for a snake. I rounded the corner and had a 12 ft. albino burmese python at my feet.Even I froze for a second to figure the best way to get it. She would have eaten my snake stick!

Fell into a pool that I was walking by....right in front of the customer.

I can better you LT Grey

Fell into a pool with a spreader full of Bifenthrin.
Pool had to be drained and refilled.

Not one of my better days. A little Yorkie underneath my feet did me in!!

Now "that" is a good one!