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#2057232 - 07/11/10 02:33 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: nelacres]
John Rockwood Offline
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Registered: 01/09/07
Posts: 358
Loc: Williamstown, NY
You going shopping without your wife this time Nelly ? Your Maw sees this and you'll be fallin thru a barn roof again soon fcol

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#2057283 - 07/11/10 03:47 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: John Rockwood]
ForrestŪ Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 910
Loc: Ohio
The air powered hand dryers are proven to be blowing crystallized urine all over your hands....
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#2057294 - 07/11/10 03:56 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: ForrestŪ]
Ldsoldier Offline
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Registered: 11/03/09
Posts: 600
Loc: NCSU, North Carolina
"Someday health nuts are going to feel real stupid, laying in a hospital bed dieing of nothing"

I'm not sure who said it, but its one of my favorite quotes.
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#2057405 - 07/11/10 07:01 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: Ldsoldier]
ceelmo.trap Offline
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Registered: 05/21/10
Posts: 15
Loc: MN
Boss with all these things to do ya harm are ya gonna live out the rest of your years in a plastic bubble and a hazmat suit. guess I better not give ya the cigar I have for ya might not know what will happen if ya enjoy this hand rolled goodie.

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#2057428 - 07/11/10 07:30 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: ceelmo.trap]
Phil Nichols Offline
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 212
Loc: Chocowinity, NC
Sign over urinal in bar: "the hands that pick pennies and ciggy butts out of this urinal are the same hands that serve you."

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#2057456 - 07/11/10 07:55 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: nelacres]
CJ Williams Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 26
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Funny post, but these worries fill the local news reports and email spam every day, showing just how paranoid we've become as a society. Just the other day my kids were riding bikes and a cop stopped to ask them where their helmets were. Helmets? For 5 to 10 year olds riding bikes at like 2 miles an hour on level pavement? Made me stop, think and laugh at all the crazy stuff I did on a bike without a helmet and lived to tell about it. Seems like safety is the new public religion, and we're always looking for some danger to worry about. Just my .02
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#2057629 - 07/11/10 10:07 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: ForrestŪ]
StemCell Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 214
Loc: East Central, Pennsylvania
The air powered hand dryers are proven to be blowing crystallized urine all over your hands....


What kind of set do you use crystallized urine with?

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#2057668 - 07/11/10 10:47 PM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: nelacres]
BudGuidry Offline
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Registered: 05/16/10
Posts: 171
Loc: Galliano,Louisiana
good stuff right there boss, thanks for the life changing advice.

my toothbrush is now in my garage


Bud

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#2057916 - 07/12/10 10:03 AM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: nelacres]
CLT Offline
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Registered: 08/28/08
Posts: 1817
Loc: st. lawrence county ny
When I read the title of the post it made me think of this time a friend sent a "naughty" E-Mail thinking it would be funny,I found it humorous but my wife did not. mad That screwed up my life for like a month... whistle
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#2057943 - 07/12/10 10:28 AM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: StemCell]
aprophet Online   content
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Registered: 11/26/08
Posts: 3469
Loc: Portsmouth Va.
Originally Posted By: StemCell
The air powered hand dryers are proven to be blowing crystallized urine all over your hands....


What kind of set do you use crystallized urine with?


the sets that you use rock candy for bait LOL
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#2057961 - 07/12/10 10:41 AM Re: Have goofy emails screwed up your life??? [Re: aprophet]
Laurel Mtman2 Offline
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 100
Loc: Laurel Mt. , Pa.
Oh, and dont for get the oncoming car at dusk that doesnt have its lights on... Its a gangbanger who is going thru initiation. If you flash your lights to let him know he needs to turn his lights on, he turns around, runs you off the road and whacks you.
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