Hope all of you made it through this night safely as it's her favorite time of year and she's been awful quiet here lately so I know she's been up to no good!

I ain't heard from that Dairy feller up in Vermont in a while...

Wonder if "she who walks behind the row" got him for good this time...

I bet she had old Betsy, squash him good....

He called me last week, is coon hunting now and got in a tangled up nasty swamp which reminded him of me thus why he called, lol.

But yea he thought we were all joking to begin with but he's come to see the light now so you don't see or hear much from him anymore, lol.

Please leave Her alone so I can work!lol This rain is KILLING MEEE!lol

Your a dang beaver trapper, how is rain killing you?

All these dang fair weather trappers, I don't know what to think of all of you, lol.

J do you have your foil hat and bowl of gravy next to you....LOL

NO ive done mighty battle with her before, those gimmicks don't work anyway as I witnessed when we outfitted Belin with a 'cant fail' Genuine Tin Foil Suit some years ago. Think he's still got the scar's from the 'experiment' that went wrong, lmao.

I'm afraid to come to You're house! Last time, first thing You said was it was HER fault! I need a break, ain't trapping those cushy hill creeks now!lol Make any new friends in Ensley?lol
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Scars aint all I got from that STUPID IDEA!!!!

belin, My new plan is "BUG OUT FAST"! I can calcuate the losses and regroup!lol

Not been back to Ensley YET, come end of next month I will be. Zipping around on beaver sites these days enjoying this wonderful weather, lol.

ok i am lost.. what are you talking about?? and who is "she"???

countrysmith some things are best left unknown to protect the innocent. She is evil, pure and simple, fortunetly she moved out east after she wrecked alot of lives here in the midwest.

Ignorance of such matters can be such a blessing - lol.

"She" is kinda like Beetlejuice. Don't say her name 3 times.

I always love these threads! LOL

She's dangerous. Just look what she did to me.

Pre-oatmeal cake.



Mid-oatmeal cake.



Post-oatmeal cake.

You dare ask who 'she' is?

'She' is the person who made a 114 year old tavern in Kansas sink into the bottom of the earth.

'She' is who has afflicted many members of this forum with bad weather all season long.

'She' is who slung a new england dairy farmer through his own barn roof!

'She' is whose name we no longer speak here aloud for fear of what may come our way if we do!

'She' is someone you should fear!

Jackie, don't forget the hurricane she threw at you and missed, destroying an entire city.

I was just giving a few example's, if we listed EVERYTHING she's done we'd be here all day and crash the forum from over load!

You troops should all just be very happy you survived one more hollow wienie nighty thingy (in her words of course) but if you keep this up, I wouldn't bet you get to see another!

A few ywars ago,"SHE" dumped six feet of snow at my house in a 24 hour period."SHE" only got 6 inches of snow,and"SHE" only lives ten minuites from me!!!! Dont think "SHE" cant do it!!!! I am witness.SSHHHHHH,,quiet now.Speak only in whispers.

I woke up with a sore back this morning. The only thing I did yesterday was hand out Halloween candy.
I don't know how she did it but she screwed up my back.

She killed SullivanK's dog a few years ago too with them oatmeal bricks she was peddling at the time!

Don't forget about poor Louie, may he rest in peace.

Im waiting for them to start making horror movies about her! The Mrs. Scat Project!

Bored are we? Japtrapper why can't you just leave well enough alone. Here we have survived the summer to make it into fall without a peep from "she who shall not be named" and you want to go stirring up trouble. You like to live dangerously don't you. Why don't you go back to playing with your snakes and let the rest of us live in peace?
I for one have to much respect for "she who shall not be named" to be a party to this. Did you happen to notice that down here we went from a 100 year drought to a 100 year flood almost overnight? She is still dangerous. Maybe I should give her directions to that river your on so she'll leave the rest of us alone.

You go right ahead, at her extended age her aim isn't what it use to be, lol.

You should see all the tornado damage north and south of me from her feeble attempts to get me through the years, lol.

OH MY GOD! You didn't did you? Well it's been nice knowing you. LOL

Been nice knowing ya Flapper.

What i can't believe is that REAL southern suppose to be MEN are afraid of one little OLD lady from up north!

No wonder we lost the dang war!

As a southern male I know full well what our southern females are capable of (mine's a hellcat when's she's riled) you mix that with the weird voodoo those yanks possess and you got trouble.
Seriously, just look at all the trouble she caused with oatmeal FCOL.

That's ok warrior, you join the many other's who have turned into yellow bellied cowards and left me out here all alone to do this mighty battle! I'll not cower down to no yankee woman!

Throw oatmeal bricks at me, try to blow me away with high winds, turn all my coyotes black, give my grey fox pink nose's, wipe out whole city's with floods but I shall not be moved!

J oatmeal bricks are the least of your worries....lol Buck didn't show the true after oatmeal cake picture.....The one of him sitting ....oh nevermind.....

If Nellie is trapping coon, I would like to know what size traps he is using. My grandson was fueling his truck in Derby Vt a week ago and one of his farm trucks went through town with something in the back that most people would mistake for a moose. Don't know if it was road kill, dead fall or a victum of the Mayor of Oswego????

Time will tell, if he is still moblile maybe he will enlighten us.

Grandson travels that area selling vet. supplies, has NY, Pa. and vt for a territory but avoids Oswego NY>

Paul quit fretting about poor Louie, the wicked one has gotten a brand new specimen these days to torment and torture. It is only surviving on borrowed time right now, because Rodney Took a liking to it, so you know first time he doesn't cook supper and do the dishes correctly she will take her vengence out on that poor cat, just to Show Rodney who the boss is.

poor louie sniff sniff

She blesses everyone

That's not a blessing you foolish boy, that's a full blown hex in the making....

Less not forget how she use to lure poor unsuspecting soles with popcorn as well!

She made all the trees in Iowa disappear as well.

see the bucket behind her in the pic. scoop away? thats scary


Bud

So she's now using Scoop Away instead of reg. ol Kitty Litter? She's moved up in the world since her days as a strong backed midwestern choring woman.

You guys may think I'm making this up, or it was some kind of oatmeal cake induced hallucination, but it is the truth and I didn't have oatmeal cake that night.

I was sitting in her kitchen and Winnie was on top of the cabinets on one side of the kitchen, and he stood up and levitated across the kitchen to the other set of cabinets. His feet were moving, but there was nothing there to walk on except a half inch strip of door frame molding flat against the wall, so he couldn't have been walking on that.

I'm convinced she did in poor Winnie just like she did Louie, and then took him to an old rocky Indian burial ground, past the windfelled trees, and brought him back to life. She was probably afraid that what with all her OATMEAL cake victims, she might be accused of being a cereal killer.

now thats funny


Bud

reckon it's time for all good southern men to stand and side gen. jap.
take off our foil and face her arise men arise

http://trappermanhexphotos.shutterfly.com/26

click that link.........those are this week's hex victims........sleep lightly.......my friends.......

and MrUpstateNY......10 minutes away......scaerrrrrreeddd to stop by????

Now cotton, daddy always told me....if it don't concern ya son, don't get mixed up in it! I think I'll just distance myself from this whole deal!!

none of you that post on here........are safe from the wrath of the cat.......

Yup I knew it. Rodney did not cook last night, or else he did the dishes wrong. That looks like his cat from the taxidermy shop to me. YIKES! Poor critter!

SHE LIT WINNIE ON FIRE

I will be by soon because I have to talk to your husband about mounting a deer.SOOOOO,hold off on the snow for a while.

I hope no one clicked on that link, seen more than a few computers and microwaves bite the dust behind her trickery!

Buck, making cats levitate isn't anything big, ive seen levitate herself from out of nowhere to right up behind poor ol (bless his heart) Belin! Then he accuses me of not warning him!

that LINK.........has photos of a certain Dirtbat.......of the Boss of Trapperman.......of Grandpa FOIL Belin, bless his heart......but I have many many more of 'em.........beware........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIRTBAT! You get bored again ??


Bucky......yer pushing yer luck!!!!!! Remember you come here sometimes!

Mr Upstate......call to make sure he's here! And I need time to get an oatmeal cake made for ya........

all of you are sooooooooooooooo brave!!!!!!!

I ain't falling for your gimmickery, been in this battle too long to fall for such as that!

Did you wreck your broom again this year?

Geez the world must have stopped up north for her to post here again!!!
Did not think anything up north stopped or slowed down enough for her to post here!!

you just never know when I'll show back up, huh Gritty!!

Dirtbat......I have a new broom now.....4 wheel drive, black, I call it Tahoe.......works much better than the one you got me!

I'm with Cotton...he aint never led me astray...yet

Cotton hugged me once......he hasn't been the same since.....you better re-think that one, Mr BlueRidge.....

Is that where Cotton got that funny twitch from?

Is It true that she made the Mississippi run north once ?

cotton had to have his wrist operated on also,carpal tunnel.........right!

Dang I'm having to rethink this giving Mscat a bad time, I was wondering why we had a blizzard in October already!!!!!


But if she ever heads this way I think I will put my cats in hiding for safe keeping !!!!

shore is true i aint near healed from that rib busting hug
but i aint backing down, maaaaaacat had a dang hex on me for years won't let me catch not even one bobcat so i will stand tall with gen. jap in the fight for what is right

Jim,all rivers ran north at one time.messed up the whole planet,but Al Gore received a peace prize and a Oscar for her efforts.that tell you how potent her hexing and potions are?

Is It true that she made the Mississippi run north once ?


I believe she's made everything including man and beast run in the opposite direction at some point in time!

"Glutton for Punishment" has been defined!lol

Is that BuckNe standing behind Mscat? The true after BuckNe?

all i know is it's too dang late to duck when ya see that look