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#1363696 - 05/31/09 08:02 AM my new walmart job didn't work out so well
Bud Guidry trapper Registered: 04/09/09 Posts: 1102 Loc: Louisiana	So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, '[Please excuse my language... I'm an idiot] no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the [Please excuse my language... I'm an idiot] would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' Bud _________________________ muscle for the feather mafia classicflytying.com you can fart next to me anytime, i'm a friend
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#1363697 - 05/31/09 08:05 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Bud Guidry]
David Underwood trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1199 Loc: Peachland NC	_________________________ No signature (can't write). Charter member of the HAL fan club. Only 4 miles from neil!
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#1363700 - 05/31/09 08:07 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: David Underwood]
bic trapper Registered: 01/15/08 Posts: 6395 Loc: Central Pa. 49	Politically Correct response..NO Accurate and appropriate...YES LOL _________________________ LIVE like your DIEING!
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#1363710 - 05/31/09 08:20 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: bic]
Denny Emery trapper Registered: 12/09/07 Posts: 7037 Loc: Pa	LOL, I like that! _________________________ One try is worth a thousand guesses... "Lost?? Never lost..... mighty confused for a couple days, but never lost."
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#1363724 - 05/31/09 08:44 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Denny Emery]
sandman trapper Registered: 02/02/09 Posts: 1492 Loc: Maine	I see I'm not the only one who wonders how some of these women have children..... Booze,I guess...... _________________________ James Arsenault
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#1363725 - 05/31/09 08:46 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: sandman]
bic trapper Registered: 01/15/08 Posts: 6395 Loc: Central Pa. 49	Originally Posted By: sandman I see I'm not the only one who wonders how some of these women have children..... Booze,I guess...... Or Turkey baster _________________________ LIVE like your DIEING!
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#1363728 - 05/31/09 08:54 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: bic]
TxLady trapper Registered: 02/23/09 Posts: 181 Loc: Texas USA !!	Yep !!...You look at some of these people with their kids and think..." And..to think these people are breeding!!" I probably would have lasted as long as you did as a "Greeter" !! Txlady.. _________________________ www.crosstimberscustomrods.com
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#1363736 - 05/31/09 09:08 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: TxLady]
Idtrapper trapper Registered: 01/22/07 Posts: 866 Loc: Idaho	Well the truth hurts sometimes
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#1363823 - 05/31/09 10:59 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Idtrapper]
Bruce T trapper Registered: 12/24/06 Posts: 14535 Loc: Northern Maine.	I'm willing to bet she went straight to the store manager on that one. _________________________ fisher-10(limit) marten-25(limit) mink-7 rat-104 ermin-17
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#1363855 - 05/31/09 11:27 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Bruce T]
ZekeMan trapper Registered: 04/19/07 Posts: 1475 Loc: NW Pennsylvania	I'm sure you said what a lot of Wal Mart workers wanted to say. Wish I could've seen it! _________________________ " The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun!"
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#1363856 - 05/31/09 11:27 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Bruce T]
kseric trapper Registered: 04/25/08 Posts: 650 Loc: montgomery co.,ks	Greeter job at Wallyworld-minimum wage, Telling off a fat ugly rude woman-priceless! ROFLMAO _________________________ keep the wind in your face and the sun at your back YOU DO YOUR THING, I'LL DO MINE
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#1363858 - 05/31/09 11:31 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: kseric]
kansasman trapper Registered: 12/04/07 Posts: 1845 Loc: Northeast Kansas	That is great, will be thinking about that all day. _________________________ Gun control, is hitting what your aiming at.
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#1363869 - 05/31/09 11:42 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: kansasman]
hobbietrapper_63 trapper Registered: 05/27/09 Posts: 173 Loc: So,milwaukee,wi	That a good one
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#1363880 - 05/31/09 11:51 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: hobbietrapper_63]
GaTrapper trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 3993 Loc: Georgia	LMAO, is that a joke or is this the real deal?
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#1363882 - 05/31/09 11:52 AM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: GaTrapper]
bic trapper Registered: 01/15/08 Posts: 6395 Loc: Central Pa. 49	When I showed this to my wife, She said she heard it before? _________________________ LIVE like your DIEING!
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#1363895 - 05/31/09 12:05 PM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: bic]
Martin trapper Registered: 12/23/06 Posts: 1449 Loc: SE Nebraska	Yep it's an old joke. Still funny none the less. _________________________
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#1363908 - 05/31/09 12:20 PM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: Bud Guidry]
coon scat trapper Registered: 01/19/08 Posts: 1212 Loc: Kentucky 14yrs old	LOL....... ARE you SERIOUS _________________________ KILLEM ALL AND LET GOD SORTEM OUT!!! GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET!!! http://www.myoutdoortv.com/ http://www.coondawgs.com/
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#1364009 - 05/31/09 01:47 PM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: coon scat]
trapping4life trapper Registered: 01/02/09 Posts: 6248 Loc: MN	_________________________ 2009-2010 trapping season totals: 25 Red Fox 5 Gray Fox 15 Coyotes 9 Opossums 11 Skunks 10 Raccoons 1 Sampson Fox Trapped Oct. 24th-First week of Dec.
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#1364030 - 05/31/09 02:04 PM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: trapping4life]
sandman trapper Registered: 02/02/09 Posts: 1492 Loc: Maine	Many times I see a woman and wonder one of two things........ "Wow, why don't she have more children?" ..........Or............. "Wow, how did she have children?" _________________________ James Arsenault
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#1364097 - 05/31/09 02:48 PM Re: my new walmart job didn't work out so well [Re: sandman]
tstutz trapper Registered: 11/23/08 Posts: 550 Loc: Wamego, KS	nice! _________________________ As Always, tstutz
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