i need to have a good "school appropiate" joke or riddle for tomorrow... any body got 1?

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubbthrea...hten_you#UNREAD ????

one time there were three people one was a blond,brown,and a red head and they were robbing a ware house and they had big sacks to put there things in and while they were robbing it the ware house owner comes in so they quckly jump in there sacks and the owner saw the bags and went up to the brown haired guy and taps the bag and he said woof..woof and the owner was like aw how cute some one left pups here then he goes up to the red head and taps the bag and he goes meow meow and the owner was like how cute some one left kittens here then he goes up to the blond and taps the bag and he said .uh...potatoes..potatoes. AND THEY GOT BUSTED!!! oppropiate?? hope it is

ya i like that what was tiger looking for that is a good one!

ya it was haha

ok this blond drives her car thru a ice storm and then gose to a garage to get it fixed and the guy at the garage says to the blond if she takes it home and parks it in the carport and closes the door and blows on the tail pipe all the dents will pop out and so the blond takes it home and then does all that and as the blond is blowing away the blonds room mate comes out and askes the blond what shes doin and the blond tells her im blowing the dents out and the roomate says you dummie everybody nows you gotta close the windows first

lol i like that one!!!

Ok there was this boy that always took raisins to his teatcher then one day he didn't the teacher asked him why and he said my rabbit died.

alright heres one I found - A young man goes to school and heres that almost all his friends have indoor plumbing,bathrooms etc.The boy goes home and says to his dad,"Dad,can we get rid of our outhouse and get an indoor tiolet???"
His dad looks at him and says,"now son I got to many memories in that old outhouse,But if that outhouse falls over we will get indoor plumbing".

A few days later it was raining real bad and the boy saw water slapping against the outhouse.He quickly looked around and then pushed the outhouse over.He then ran to the barn and did all his chores.He came in the house with a triumphant grin on his face and walks to the table where his dad sits drinking coffee.His dad looks at him and ask's,"son, did you push the outhouse over???"
The boy says "yes I did".His dad say's"Go get the belt son". The boy looks his dad in the eye and says"but dad,did George Washingtons dad spank him for chopping down the apple tree?"
The father looks back at his son and ask's "Was his father in the tree?"

lol...u copied it twice 110ratter...but funny

thanks guys

oops thanks guys

This guy forgot his anniversary. In bed that night, his wife says she wants something that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the drivewaywhen she wakes up. She wakes up and there is a box in the driveway. She brings it in and it is a scale.

An illiterate father and his very smart son went camping one clear, beautiful night. It took them 30 minutes to set up their tent and when they did they quickly fell asleep. It was in the middle of the night that the father wakes up his son and asks him a question.

"Look up into the sky and what do you see?"

His son," Wow, I see billions of stars!"

"And what does that tell you?"

"Astronomically, it means there are billions of galaxies up there."

Father slaps his son hard and says, "Idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Two blinds are walking in the woods one day when they find a set of tracks. One blond says "I think those are wolf tracks." The other blond said "No they're not, those are deer tracks." They stand there arguing for fifteen minutes about what kind of tracks they are untill they're both run over by a train.

lol

There are 3 girls stranded on a island, one is a blond, one is a redhead, one has brown hair.
They find this lake with a gaurd standing there. They ask him why he is gaurding it, and he says "im here to let people know that if you make a wish, then jump into the lake, it comes true, but you only get one wish for life."
So the redhead says " I wish i was home with my parents!" and jumps in.
Then the brown haired girl says " I wish i was home with my husband!" and jumps in.
Then the blond hesitates to make a wish, then says " i wish the other two girls could come back and help me make my wish" and she jumps in.

hahahah you guys jokes are very funny

Those with brown hair are called brunettes.
Tom

If you do not attend Catholic school I may have one

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

Now forgive me !

Haha thanks! I was just about to post that, it was really bugging me. I guess all the boys are lust lucky that im a brunette and not a blonde, or I would have to find a bunch of dumb boy jokes

A blonde was driving down the road listening to her radio and heard a blond joke. She wass offended and turned off the radio. As she continued driving she looked out the window and saw two blond gils rowing a canoe through a hayfield. She rolled down her window and screamed,"It's blonds like you who give us a bad name! If I knew how to swim I'd go out there and give you a piece of my mind!"

three men were carpooling. their naes were Shut Up, Manners, and Poop. One day, they stopped at a gas station, and Poop had to go #2 so he went inside. He was in there for about 10 min. and Manners was wrried, so he went inside ShutUp as like "I'm ditching them". Shut Up sped off at around 100mph. After about 20 mi. Shut Up go pulled over. "What is your name sir?" the policeman asked "ShutUp" "excuse me. What is your name" "ShutUp" "where are your manners?""Back there pcking up Poop"

Isn't this great?

a girl saw a farmer with alot of sheep so she stop to ask the farmer if she could have one the farmer said "if you can guess how many sheep i have you can take one home" she stud there for about 10 mins and the said out of the blue "64" and the farmer was amazed and then he said "a deal is a deal take your pic" she stud there for another 10 to 20 mins and said i will take this one and the farmer said if i can guess your natural hair color can i have my dog back?