A young man goes to school and heres that almost all his friends have indoor plumbing,bathrooms etc.The boy goes home and says to his dad,"Dad,can we get rid of our outhouse and get an indoor tiolet???"
His dad looks at him and says,"now son I got to many memories in that old outhouse,But if that outhouse falls over we will get indoor plumbing".
A few days later it was raining real bad and the boy saw water slapping against the outhouse.He quickly looked around and then pushed the outhouse over.He then ran to the barn and did all his chores.He came in the house with a triumphant grin on his face and walks to the table where his dad sits drinking coffee.His dad looks at him and ask's,"son, did you push the outhouse over???"
The boy says "yes I did".His dad say's"Go get the belt son". The boy looks his dad in the eye and says"but dad,did George Washingtons dad spank him for chopping down the apple tree?"
The father looks back at his son and ask's "Was his father in the tree?"
Only the rocks live forever, so its not how long you live but how you live.