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#1075606 - 12/26/08 11:01 AM Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Just like if they had taken out Bin Laden in the 90's, if this criminal had only been kept off the streets in '01 life would of been so much different for so many of us!


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#1075608 - 12/26/08 11:03 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
BuckNE
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I'll keep my eyes peeled to the Weather Channel for catastrophic weather conditions in Alabama.

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#1075612 - 12/26/08 11:05 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Kyle's coming down next weekend, figure he needs some lightening bolts to liven things up in that metal boat of his, lmao
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#1075624 - 12/26/08 11:15 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
Slim Pedersen Offline
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Registered: 01/01/07
Posts: 867
Loc: N. Dakota
Too bad someone did not throw them both in the clink at the same time while they had them bound where they could not squirm away! Not sure which is worst criminal myself.
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#1075639 - 12/26/08 11:25 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Slim Pedersen]
foxtail Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3769
Loc: MN
I was there, but didn't know any of you clowns yet.
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#1075650 - 12/26/08 11:36 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: foxtail]
warrior Offline
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Registered: 01/28/07
Posts: 2746
Loc: Georgia
J, someday I hope to return to Bama but if you keep insisting on yanking on that chain there ain't gonna be much to come back to. LOL
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#1075653 - 12/26/08 11:37 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: warrior]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Trying to get some ponds filled back up with water warrior, lol.

I'll go ahead and predict we have the worst hurry cane season on record next year though, lol.
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#1075666 - 12/26/08 11:52 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
k9. Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
One of my most satisfying arrests. You take your life in to your own hands in such situations.
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#1075684 - 12/26/08 12:13 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
CPA49707 Offline
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Registered: 12/26/06
Posts: 4655
Loc: Alpena, MI 45 yo
Right there is proof positive that we need the death penalty


Edited by CPA49707 (12/26/08 12:13 PM)
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#1075917 - 12/26/08 03:27 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: CPA49707]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
They tried lethal injection but the needles kept bending, wouldn't penetrate that tough hide of her's.
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#1075927 - 12/26/08 03:38 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
k9. Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
They also tried poisoning her with a lethal oatmeal cake concoction and she just walked it off and asked them for the recipe.
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#1075942 - 12/26/08 03:49 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
BuckNE
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Mudrat, that the convention where you got your nickname?

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#1075946 - 12/26/08 03:50 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Think was before then, got several new one's at that convention though, lol.
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#1075977 - 12/26/08 04:02 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
BuckNE
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Well, there's a story about you walking into a building with a dead nutria...

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#1075984 - 12/26/08 04:05 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Wasn't there, think that was in Ohio.

In Iowa I did however win the coveted Wiley E Bucky Beaver award, far as I know im still the ONLY person to ever win such an award, lol.
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#1076052 - 12/26/08 04:42 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
Macthediver Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 403
Loc: La Crosse, On The West Coast...
Iowa is where Jt got the name "peaches" He alos Attacked the boss with a fisher he borrowed while under the spell of Peaches.

I have seen His covented Bucky Beaver Award

Mac
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#1076056 - 12/26/08 04:44 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Macthediver]
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Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Is also where Mac was asking me if id seen the guy they call Jtrapper as he would like to meet him and I got to have some fun on ol Mac, lol.
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#1076092 - 12/26/08 05:05 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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"Do Not Mess with me.......I will burn you or flood your city!!!!!!"

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#1076104 - 12/26/08 05:11 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
set's your old butt on fire didn't I? lmao.
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#1076142 - 12/26/08 05:23 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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Figured you must be pretty bored to be draggin up old photos from 2001 ya little dork !

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#1076147 - 12/26/08 05:25 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
It's the holidays, you know how much i LOVE those!
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#1076171 - 12/26/08 05:35 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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yeah, you're crabby!!!!!!!!!!

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#1076180 - 12/26/08 05:39 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Im about bacugum balled out! New high tech marble game best i can tell, don't understand it but Donnie thinks the stupid things are treasured items, lol.
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#1076198 - 12/26/08 05:46 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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hahahahaaa you're a good little daddy!

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#1076225 - 12/26/08 05:59 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
RdFx Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1744
Loc: Wisconsin
Hey Mudrat did you sign up Donnie for the Tin Foil support club yet for protection??

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#1076519 - 12/26/08 08:25 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: RdFx]
MsCat
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I doubt it Lee.........he's too busy playing marbles!

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#1076568 - 12/26/08 08:47 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
cotton Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2769
Loc: rual retreat va. soon be 19
reckon i orta cook donnie up a big tank of ham gravy just to be safe, we all know how maaaaaaaaa's aim is.
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#1076580 - 12/26/08 08:51 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: cotton]
MsCat
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hey Cotton.......go eat some jelly !!!!

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#1076613 - 12/26/08 09:06 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
cotton Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2769
Loc: rual retreat va. soon be 19
oh dang i best get out the foil now
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#1076627 - 12/26/08 09:10 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: cotton]
MsCat
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I think you better!!!!!!!!!

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#1076666 - 12/26/08 09:36 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Got Donnie wrapped up in a mini me tin foil suit Lee.
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#1076677 - 12/26/08 09:42 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
cotton Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 2769
Loc: rual retreat va. soon be 19
smart man jap
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#1076692 - 12/26/08 09:48 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: cotton]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Now she's lighting cats on fire. No big shocker after the "incident"
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#1076696 - 12/26/08 09:48 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
k9. Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
RIP Louie

RIP Winston
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#1076697 - 12/26/08 09:49 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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geeeeeez turning the kids against me now!

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#1076698 - 12/26/08 09:49 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
MsCat
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I see you're awake Sheriff! go play in your fur shed!

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#1076702 - 12/26/08 09:50 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
k9. Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Just came in from there and took a bath. I'm CLEAN!
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#1076719 - 12/26/08 09:57 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
MsCat
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yeah.......well........that would be amazing.......you use
your deod-er-ant????????
After shave????????
Brush yer teeth????????
wash behind those ears????????
use SHAMPOO on the hair?????

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#1076725 - 12/26/08 10:00 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
k9. Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
I don't have hair anymore ya dork!

As for the rest I tend to smell like bruised rose petals most of the time. This is a natural odor that I have always had.

If I pass gas it is much like walking into a flower shoppe. (Fancier when you put the extra pe on the end of shop)
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#1076729 - 12/26/08 10:02 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
You must of planned on talking to asa tonight, lmao
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#1076732 - 12/26/08 10:04 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
MsCat
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eeeewwwwwwww........you're bald????????????????????

and I ain't discussin your gas problem! or your roses! I've hugged ya.......remember........

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#1076738 - 12/26/08 10:06 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
k9. Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3740
Loc: Brooklyn, Iowa 45 years old st...
Yes I remember, and I think when you hugged me you pulled a little hair out of my head to take home with you and make your voodoo dolls.

No J I was planning on talkin to you smile
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#1076758 - 12/26/08 10:14 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
MsCat
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the last time I saw ya that hair was flipping everywhere so I had no choice but to grab the little pony tail to get that hair.......

Dirtbat......your turn!

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#1076761 - 12/26/08 10:15 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: k9.]
Jtrapper Offline


Registered: 12/22/06
Posts: 15405
Loc: Alabama (Bama for short) 108 y...
Everyone pass's gas when she hugs them K9, don't be ashamed, lol
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#1076859 - 12/26/08 11:02 PM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: Jtrapper]
MsCat
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geeeeeeez........that was worth opening this thread up again to read it...........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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#1076955 - 12/27/08 02:44 AM Re: Incident At Mason Jar City Iowa: 2001 [Re: ]
foxtail Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 3769
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: MsCat


eeeewwwwwwww........you're bald????????????????????

and I ain't discussin your gas problem! or your roses! I've hugged ya.......remember........


Well, if you didn't squeeze the farts out of him, you might not have known about them. grin
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